You Know You Play To Much "The West" When You...

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you know you play to much the west when you search it on google.
 

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You know you play to much the west when you create a Constitution for your town...

The Schofield Doctrine (Schofield Constitution)

Introduction: We The Township, In order to form a Perfect Union, Establish Justice and Order throughout The land, to ensure Domestic Tranquility and Unite the People under a Common Good.

Part I. The Township and Leadership
Article I.The Founder.
The Founder will act as Commander and Chief, Declare War or Peace, Create Treatys, Appoint Council members, Create Laws, Vote On Laws, Uphold The Laws, Control the town, Act as the Main Power of the town, and Assist the Common Good, and Be supported by the Bill Of Rights.

Article II.The Councilship
The Councilship will act as Legislation, Create Laws, Vote on Laws, Uphold the Laws, and Act as A secondary Power, and Follow the Bill Of Rights and Be supported by the Bill Of Rights.

Article III.The Councilship of Justice
The Councilship of Justice will Act as the Judiciary branch, Uphold Laws, Assist the Common good and make sure Laws follow the Bill Of Rights, and Follow the Bill Of Rights and Be supported by the Bill Of Rights.

Article IV.The Citizenship
Follow the Bill Of Rights and Be supported by the Bill Of Rights.

Article V.The Convicted (Criminals)
Follow the Bill Of Rights ~or else~




The Bill Of Rights (The Base Laws)
1.Right To Live Free or Die Hard
(Self Explanitory)
2.Right to Bear Arms and Have a well-Regulated Milita or Army
(Self Explanitory)
3.Right to Duel the Enemy but not the friend
(Duel other towns Not Associated with/or enemys with The Schofield Township.)
4.Protection from Unreasonable Seizure
(No one can extort you for your stuff)
5.Right to Due Court Process unless Inactive for 12 days
(12 days to show up in court or your kicked)
6.Trial By Counciler Majority or Judge Majority
(A regular Trial that is decided with Councilman Majority)
7.Civil trial by Citizen Jury
(Requestable: Fellow Citizens will Be the Jurors of the Trial)
8.Protection from unreasonable punishment and excessive fines (250+)
Can't Kick you early or Fine you for a lot of money without cause.
9.Protection of rights not specifically enumerated by the Bill Of Rights
(Laws are Upheld by the Bill Of Rights)
10.Survive and thrive, Do not go Inactive.
(Inactivity for 14 days gets you kicked, inactivity for 12 days after commiting a crime gets you kicked)
11.Follow the Laws or be punished
(Self Explanitory)
12.Follow the Ammendments added to the Constitution and Bill Of Rights.
(Self Explanitory)
 

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You know you play "the west" to much when your girlfriend says "Lets use the handcuffs tonight ;)", you reply "No, I need them for a quest later"
 

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omg

hears one

you know you play the west to much when you go from level 1 to 87 in a week

you alos know you play to much when you see a dude with a gun on tv and you assume
" oh dang! did you see that hit! he must be a dang god! and did you see that gun he... hax! "

you also know when you cry because you realize your not allowed to dress irl like your chacter because theyrs not a panths option.

and most of all, when you have a heart attack then your last words are...

check my report stats... tell the dude i just owned to -cough cough- go cry!



and those are the statistics of absolutelys no life
 

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You know you play "the west" to much when someone asks "What have you been doing today?" you reply "I did two hours picking beans then had a duel, you?"
 

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you know you play to much the west when you pick beans all day and say "Hey, why don't I pick sugar cane?"
 

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you know you play to much of the west when you starting looking deep into the forums and actually lol when you read some of the comments in this topic
 

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You know you play too much The West when the doctor says: "Mr. Allen - it's a girl!" and you reply "Hang on, I need to finish hunting these beavers."
 

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You know you play the west to much when you stay up half the night developing tools for it... should be ready for tomorrow ;)
 
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DeletedUser5046

You know you play the west to much when you are pissed wit the ten letter rule . . and also on te waiting _ sec. when you know you need to post before te boys do. . .*dang they are leading (=T_T=)*
 

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You know you play the west too much when your baby's first words are "Mommy time to start the next job"
 

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you know you play the west too much when, when at a job interview you ask the person how many labor points they have, and their three highest skills
 

DeletedUser5046

you know you play too much te west when you agreed wit everything you've read in tis thread,,,
 

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you know you play too much the west

when you shop for a shirt and wonder which skill it will provide

when you think you can find weapon by picking berries

when you duel someone at his house while he was working somewhere else
 
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