I grab the wooden pole and attempt to pole vault from one of the large antennas on the sears tower to the other one. I fall to my death. I drop a piece of chewed gum.
I pick up the holy grenade of antioch and do not realise i am not awsome engough to hold it in my hands it blows up throwing me into a wal made of spikes i die of blood loss and drop:
The fragments of the holy hand grenade of antioch.