kill yourself and drop something

[DeletedUser14280]

I wet the shirt and wrap it around my head until I suffocate.

I drop a bull?

 

[DeletedUser]

I ride the bull it seems mad so i jump off and it rams me full speed and its horns puncture my ribs, I die and drop a

Cell phone

 

[DeletedUser13682]

I try using the cell phone at a gas station while filling up my car. *BOOM*

I drop the f bomb

 

[DeletedUser]

What is a f bomb??
Well, i saw it until it go boom.
i drop a pillow

 

[DeletedUser]

I pick up the pillow and take of the pillow-case and i suffocate cause i put it over my head.

I drop a..... printing cartridge.

 

[DeletedUser13682]

I eat the printing cartridge, and unlike the package says, the ink is toxic, so I die from ink poisoning :'(

I drop the keys to a Ford Falcon

 

[DeletedUser]

I Take the keys to a ford falcon and drive away with it, Some big buff black guy starts chasing after me, I floor it and end up crashing into a tree at 160 mph I die and
Drop a pair of sun glasses

 

[DeletedUser14280]

I put on the sunglasses and stare at the sun until I go blind, and then I cross the road and get hit by a truck.

I drop a pinch of sand.

 

[DeletedUser]

I pick up the pinch of sand and put it into an oyster. After years and years, it turns into a diamond. I take out the diamond and try to sell it. On the way to the jewelry store, I get robbed and killed.

I drop.....

Kurt Cobain.

 

[DeletedUser13682]

Kurt Cobain shows you that diamonds are not made from oysters, but that pearls are made from oysters. He kills us all after he gets angry at your ignorance.

I drop a time resetter

 

[DeletedUser]

I use the time resetter to go back in time right before kurt kobain killed you.He kills me too.

I drop a piece of paper.

 

[DeletedUser14280]

I bet my life on a game of rock-paper-scissors and lose with that paper.

I drop a pillory.

 

[DeletedUser]

i don't know what a pillory is so i try to eat it and die.

i drop a vat of corrosive acid.

 

[fossil1999]

not knowing what corrosive acid is i eat it and i die,

i drop a car that can go back in time,

 

[DeletedUser13682]

Before I can go back in time, I get shot by Lybian nationalists who you stole Plutonium from, who think I have it, so I die.

I drop a copy of Pink Floyd's The Wall

 

[DeletedUser15762]

I pick it up and become so engrossed, I walk off a cliff and die.

I drop 1999 fossils (from Cork City!)

 

[DeletedUser]

I die of natural causes due to the in (un) - cleanliness of the fossils and drop a tea bag!

 

[fossil1999]

i make some tea and then i die,

i drop the tea bag,

 

[DeletedUser15762]

I poison it and drop it. I then die of evil laughing

 

[DeletedUser]

I pick up the poisoned tea bag and destroy it then i drink some nice tea!! And die of tea overload and drop my cup.