Deleted User - 819397
I open the coconut and a scorpion crawls out. It stings me, and I swell to the size of a couch, which obviously kills me. I drop a rubber chicken.
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DeletedUser
I trip over the rubber chicken and fall into a fire pit, i drop a Led Zepplin album
DeletedUser
id pick up my Led Zepplin album and be blown to bits by the awesome rock!
and i'd drop a carton of eggs
and i'd drop a carton of eggs
DeletedUser14280
Salmonella poisoning.
I drop a large cage.
I drop a large cage.
DeletedUser
technus infection,
i drop a lead pipe with professor Plumb
i drop a lead pipe with professor Plumb
DeletedUser14280
It was Professor Plum, with the lead pipe, in the study!
I drop Colonel Mustard with the rope.
I drop Colonel Mustard with the rope.
DeletedUser
colnoel mustard strangles me.
i drop a copy of GTA chinatown wars.
i drop a copy of GTA chinatown wars.
DeletedUser
I get a massive cut on my neck from it.
and i drop a coffee bean
and i drop a coffee bean
DeletedUser14280
I turn out to have a coffee allergy and die.
I drop a lighter.
I drop a lighter.
DeletedUser
I try to light a stick of dynamite but i don't get out of the way in time,
and i drop my arm
and i drop my arm
DeletedUser
I go to a public place then wildly eat the arm. I am accused of canabalism and get arrested. I try to fight back and I get shot. I drop a snowball.
DeletedUser14280
I stuff the snowball down my throat and drown, or suffocate, or get hypothermia and die, whatever.
I drop a wooden pole.
I drop a wooden pole.
DeletedUser
I grab the wooden pole and attempt to pole vault from one of the large antennas on the sears tower to the other one. I fall to my death. I drop a piece of chewed gum.
DeletedUser
i chew the gum and die from gingevitis.
i drop an encyclopedia
i drop an encyclopedia
Deleted User - 819397
I open the encyclopedia, which has a bat inside, which bites me, giving me rabies. I drop a stuffed bear.
DeletedUser
I give it to a girl, she sprays me with so much pepperspray i die.
i drop an onion
i drop an onion
DeletedUser
I disrespect the onion. I get burned at the stake. I drop a horseshoe.
DeletedUser
i try to put the horseshoe on my horse, it kicks me in my nuts, I lose all health points, and the ability to reproduce.
I drop the nails
I drop the nails
DeletedUser13682
i step on the nails and their rusty and i die from tetanus
I drop the holy hand grenade of antioch
I drop the holy hand grenade of antioch
DeletedUser
I pick up the holy grenade of antioch and do not realise i am not awsome engough to hold it in my hands it blows up throwing me into a wal made of spikes i die of blood loss and drop:
The fragments of the holy hand grenade of antioch.
The fragments of the holy hand grenade of antioch.
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