kill yourself and drop something

DeletedUser

I eat the fruitcake but choke on the nuts, (that sounded naughty :D) someone gives me the heimlic (or however the hell you spell it) but they squeeze me too hard and i die of suffocation.

I drop a toothpick
 

DeletedUser

I pick up the toothpick in Soviet Russia. I pick it... In my eye.

I drop money.
 

DeletedUser

I use it to invest in capitalism, but since im still in Russia, they burn me at the stake.


I drop the nails used to impale me on the stake.
 

DeletedUser

Being in Soviet Russia, the nails hammer me to death.

I drop a deed to DeeDee.
 

DeletedUser

I make love to DeeDee, but her father gets his shotgun and shoot me. I die


I drop a spent shotgun shell
 

DeletedUser

I put it on a necklace and wear it to school. Unfortunately, I live in Massachusetts, where that's equivalent to bringing in a minigun. SWAT comes and shoots the hell out of me.

I drop my entire life.
 

DeletedUser14280

I watch the blooper reel of your life and die laughing.

I drop a taxidermist's kit.
 

DeletedUser

I pick up the taxidermist's kit. I study it. A Taxi hits me two days later as I am at the dermitologist.

I drop an S.T.S.
 

DeletedUser

I examine it. The Socially Triumphant Schofield assoc. Kills me.

I drop Annie Oakley's ball gag.
 

DeletedUser14280

I try it on, but it's the wrong shape for me, and I accidentally swallow it and suffocate.

I drop my own specially designed muzzle.
 

DeletedUser

i put it on you, you explode from not being able to talk, and the explosion kills both me and you,

i drop the cage Celxius gave to me which i used to trap him in with his muzzle.
 

DeletedUser

I try eat my way through, I do it, then the cage collapses and kills me
I drop Rick Astley Never Gonna Give you up record!
 

DeletedUser14280

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...♫
I sing the song over and over and over until the next person takes out a shotgun and shoots me.

I drop TPBM.
 

DeletedUser14280

In Soviet Russia, snowballs throw you!
I die of hypothermia.

I drop a pad of post-it notes.
"You want to die by post-it notes? 'Cause I can make it happen. And that's a slow death."
 

DeletedUser

I start to pick up the Elmyr, but die of shame before my hand touches it. I drop an apple blossom.
 

DeletedUser

Where'd you get elmyr?

The guitar I pick up breaks a string and kills me.

I drop mudkip.
 

DeletedUser14280

I tap them together twice and get ripped to pieces by a cyclone.
That's how it goes, right?

I drop the DVD version of Hot Fuzz.
 
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