DeletedUser
Elymr put the El in El Dorado.
Diggo11
Well-Known Member
Premium Feature: Elmyr
~ You automatically do 999 damage in Fort Battles with every hit
~ You automatically KO your duelling opponents every hit
~ You can max a building in 2 hours
~ Your money and luck is always 1000%
~ Your danger is always -1000%
~ Your HP is infinite
~ Your motivation is always 1000%
~ You get your own spunky avatar
~ You begin at Level 99
~ Your maximum level is Level 999
~ More...
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Note: The class "Elmyr" is only available to Elmyr
~ You automatically do 999 damage in Fort Battles with every hit
~ You automatically KO your duelling opponents every hit
~ You can max a building in 2 hours
~ Your money and luck is always 1000%
~ Your danger is always -1000%
~ Your HP is infinite
~ Your motivation is always 1000%
~ You get your own spunky avatar
~ You begin at Level 99
~ Your maximum level is Level 999
~ More...
Note: This feature requires you to have chosen the class "Elmyr"
Note: The class "Elmyr" is only available to Elmyr
DeletedUser
:sad:
Elmyr is so awesome that he haves a thousand wives, each getting on his nerves whenever he returns from his work, Elmyrifying everyone with his awesomeness at the forum.
Elmyr sucks! No Elmyr, please don't do this to me!! Please don't kill me! I am sorry!!
Emyr pwns with his awesomeness!
DeletedUser
How did he ever become a sheriff anyway?
DeletedUser
Was it a matter of.." this town aint big enough fer the two of us"????
DeletedUser
Elmyr needs 2 condoms to stop his sperms
DeletedUser
sheriff = mod
DeletedUser
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DeletedUser
Elmyr doesn't use condoms. His motto is "love without the glove", baby!
DeletedUser
Elmyr is the only one who has the mount "Angelina Jolie" and we are all very jealous.
DeletedUser14280
The rest of you, read "New item suggestion" to get it.
Elmyr Punches top Falcon Punches, any day.
Elmyr Punches top Falcon Punches, any day.
DeletedUser
Elmyr is the reason why the Sword of a Thousand Truths was created.
DeletedUser
lol.
So Elmyr is a sweaty no-lifing world of warcraft nerd?
I hardly think so!
DeletedUser14280
Assaulting Elmyr is classed by the police as "attempted suicide".
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DeletedUser14280
You could've at least edited that quote a bit to make an anagram of Elmyr.
DeletedUser
Elmyr is the glue king
DeletedUser
Elmyr backwards is Rymle. Im not sure if it has some significance but it must!