Elmyr "Facts"

delldell56 · Dec 27, 2011

i know way too many elmyr facts, but i cannot post any of them here, because they were all rated ELMYR and are too intense for public disclosure.

DeletedUser28032 · Dec 27, 2011

I once used the word "Elmyr" on the triple word score of a Scrabble board and it exploded with pure awesomeness

DeletedUser · Dec 28, 2011

Elmyr hits so hard he bruised granite!

God said 'LET THERE BE LIGHT!" Elmyr said "Chill, let's wait another week and see what happens."

DeletedUser · Dec 28, 2011

teh train robber said:
If Elmyr was to slam a revolving door in your face you would thank him.

And it would only stop slamming when Elmyr said so!

Elmyr told Hellstrom to shut up....and he did.

DeletedUser28032 · Feb 2, 2012

Elmyr taught Robin Hood how to string his bow

DeletedUser · Feb 3, 2012

Elmyr likes long walks on the beach and holding hands.

DeletedUser · Feb 3, 2012

Elmyr said:
Elmyr likes long walks on the beach and holding hands.

Remind me never to visit...

delldell56 · Feb 3, 2012

don't worry, hellstrom. i've been told i'm the only person allowed to tickle that elmo.

DeletedUser · Feb 4, 2012

Elmyr knows all the Dallas Cowgirls