Elmyr "Facts"

DeletedUser

We all love Elmyr (even though he is the meanest mod). I thought it might be fun to put down some facts about Elmyr like Chuck Norris has. After all, Elmyr is way cooler than Chuck.

When Elmyr wears his pink tutu even straight guys think he's hawt.
 

DeletedUser

hes been dead since December 4, 1993,but he refuses to leave!

(zappa died that day for those that didnt know)
 

DeletedUser

Inno is going to offer a new premium feature:

Elmyr Bonus - Your character will automatically be twice as smart as it was before
 

DeletedUser

Inno is going to offer a new premium feature:

Elmyr Bonus - Your character will automatically be twice as smart as it was before
But if he knows nothing now, what will he know when hes twice as smart? :p







I'm joking Elmyr, I've seen some of your answers in the questions section. Very smart man.
 

DeletedUser

When Elmyr infracts, not only do you get infracted, but your entire family gets infracted.
 

DeletedUser

Why are they called cowboys? Because Elmyr is the only real man.
 

DeletedUser

When Elmyr goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Elmyr.
 

DeletedUser

he has spawned a new cottage industry in Las Vegas,..... the Elmyr imitator
 

DeletedUser

Elmyer is so cool he has a picture of the "Gimp" From Pulp Fiction!

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DeletedUser

Elmyr will cry in happy when he see this thread
u guys are so sweet
 

DeletedUser

In Soviet Russia, This Thread will Cry when it sees Elmyer! :laugh:
 

DeletedUser

(A stolen Chuck Norris fact.)

There is no Ctrl button on Elymer's keyboard. Elymer is always in control
 

DeletedUser

elmyr has cared for us all and made sure to close threads none of us cared for =)
 
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