Elmyr "Facts"

DeletedUser

OMG! FZ died on my birthday. How cool is that? Oh ye, take that Elmyr, the world made way for me my killing Frank Zappa? lmao

When Elmyr sends you a warning, it comes with prickly pears.
 

DeletedUser

Evolution stopped once Elmyr was born. You can't get any more perfect than that.
 

DeletedUser8950

Trying to outargue Elmyr is like trying to beat a brick wall at tennis(for the record, Elmyr can do that as well)
 

DeletedUser

Elmyr once infacted chuck norris
(we dont need to say how chuck reacted)
 

DeletedUser

Elmyr always knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego, as well as what she's wearing and what she ate for her last meal.
 

DeletedUser

Elmyer is so awsome, but Chuck Norris doesn't have a computer anymore tho...
 

DeletedUser

thats because elmyr found out chuck had a computer. so he went there and broke it and made chuck cry like little girl.
 

DeletedUser3717

Elmyr doese not fear the infractions, The infractions fear Elmyr
 

DeletedUser

When Elmyer rides a Tricycle, Chuck norris pees his pants in fear.
 
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