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Light wishes it could travel at the Speed of Elmyr
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If Elmyr could travel through time and cause the big bang, would he?
Trick question. He already did.
Trick question. He already did.
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Every time Elmyr does it it's a big bang
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Elmyr was able to use the Precise Buntline at level 1. A gifted greenhorn he was then. But got KO'ed on his first duel against an NPC,lol. 
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You got that right. He really needs to stop eating baked beans.
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Elmyr is the reason Dinosaurs don't exist no more.
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In the beginning there was Elmyr, and the Elmyr was good, and the Elmyr was powerful!
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The only things that will survive total nuclear holocaust are cockroaches and Elmyr. And only because Elmyr will allow the cockroaches to live.
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Elmyr created God in his image
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If Elmyr were a bubblegum he would be Elmyrlicious.
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Disguised as Elmyra he sabotaged Brain's plans to take over the world in "Pinky, Elmyra & the Brain"
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E=lmyr²
Thank you Celxius
Thank you Celxius
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You could try using "ALT 0178" to get a ².
Elmyr once used an active volcano as his steam room, and he said it wasn't hot enough.
Elmyr once used an active volcano as his steam room, and he said it wasn't hot enough.
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Elmyr could cure all known illness with a single tear, unfortunately Elmyr never cries.
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Elmyr > Chuck Norris
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Correction: Elmyr cried once, just once. The only survivor was some guy called Noah and his family.
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Why did he cry?
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he stubbed his toe
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when Elmyr works out his powerful muscles, even his sweat sweats!