Elmyr "Facts"

[nashy19]

Google says Rymle is bad at poker and offers a picture of him playing chess.

 

[DeletedUser]

Elmyr backwards is still Elmyr.

 

[DeletedUser20688]

In case you are wondering, Elmyr is so awesome that his avatar is actually a still of Frank Zappa from the 1979 Sheik Yerbouti tour show yelling the verse "THIS IS ELLMYYRRRRRR!!!1". It's a very rare B-side from that album played sporadically only for the coolest crowds...

 

[Diggo11]

Two men walked into a bar. One was Elmyr, the other one died of fear.

 

[DeletedUser]

Elmyr is on my top 10 list of my favorite tyrants. Next to Steve Jobs

 

[Diggo11]

Pangaea did not split because of continental drift, it split because Elmyr willed it so.

 

[DeletedUser22575]

pffft..Elmry wishes he was me and I was him.

 

[DeletedUser]

Your body couldn't take that much crude awesomeness.

 

[DeletedUser]

If Elmyr was to slam a revolving door in your face you would thank him.

 

[DeletedUser]

In the beginning there was Elmyr, and the Elmyr was powerful......

 

[DeletedUser]

Elmyr wrote the book of love

 

[DeletedUser22685]

In the beginning there was Elmyr, and the Elmyr was powerful......

He created a man in His image, and thus tbp was spawned.

 

[nashy19]

Elmyr survived a fatal accident.

 

[DeletedUser]

Elmyr can survive the nuclear Holocaust.

whatever a country boy can't servive Elmyr can.

 

[Diggo11]

Elmyr was banned as an illegal weapon of mass destruction by the United Nations.

 

[DeletedUser]

Elmyr has his own App.

 

[DeletedUser]

I pronounce all green pills o' happiness to be named in his likeness.

 

[Sambee]

Elmyr is the only one who can beat himself at chess...with his eyes shut

 

[Deleted User - 1278415]

I was the first mod to actually Ban Elmyr

 

[DeletedUser]

when Elmyr presses the Shift key, the world moves.