DeletedUser28032
When Elmyr bans somebody their computer explodes
DeletedUser
when Good Feather tried to ban Elmyr Good Feather's computer declared that there was an error.
DeletedUser
Elmyr can take on Bill Gates..... And win.
Diggo11
Well-Known Member
Elmyr does not press the shift key, the shift key presses itself out of fear from Elmyr's finger.
DeletedUser20688
... a new dimension in the universe is formed.
DeletedUser
The sun shines when Elmyr says it can shine
DeletedUser
Elmyr had Frosted Mini Wheats for breakfast. True story.
Diggo11
Well-Known Member
Church of the Frosted Mini Wheats, here we come... :razz:
DeletedUser28032
All hail the mini wheats! *Bows down in order to bask in their glory*
DeletedUser
Elmyr has much to be proud of.
DeletedUser
proud has much to be Elmyr of.
DeletedUser
When you go on the forums, "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Elmyr again" will be read on many ocassions.
DeletedUser
It does not matted what poker cards you are dealt - Elmyr will always have the 'stronger hand'
DeletedUser31931
When I see Elmyr.......
DeletedUser21540
Elmyr won the 1983 World Poker Championship holding a two of hearts, three of clubs, five of spades, a Monopoly "Get out of Jail Free" card, and a valet parking card.
DeletedUser563
Elmyr invented the first supercar in 1523 he however cancelled the project after he realized that perhaps it would not be a good thing to have a 300mph speed car with so many oxcarts still on the road.
DeletedUser
Elmyr once lost a duel to Mahatma Ghandi in the now-famous 'no-violence duel-in' by smirking. Ghandi just smiled.
Oh, and he eats chicken.
Oh, and he eats chicken.
DeletedUser28032
Elmyr solved the Cuban missile crisis by telling Kruschev he was being silly
