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elmyr reads this thread and thinks how do they know so much about me
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Elmyr is the original sin.
DeletedUser14280
Oh, that wasn't nice.
Elmyr died a year ago, but Death hasn't got his nerve up enough to tell him.
Elmyr died a year ago, but Death hasn't got his nerve up enough to tell him.
DeletedUser
There is a whole school of religious thought dedicating to determining the existence of Elmyr
DeletedUser1105
It is said if you say his name three times at the stroke of midnight whilst walking backwards around a catholic church (and if Jupiter is in alignment with Pluto, of course), then Elmyr will arrive and tell you how to get Odnanreh's Stick - the greastest weapon on the west.
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Elmyr is a name of a human being who is living on the earth.
Umm... perhaps from Mars 100000000 billion decades ago...
Oh , yes , i am sure he know how to breath.
Umm... perhaps from Mars 100000000 billion decades ago...
Oh , yes , i am sure he know how to breath.
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Elymr defeated Chuck Norris in.....a game of poker.
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Elmyr is so bright he turns Darknoon into Brightevening
DeletedUser8950
Elmyr iz a tiger
DeletedUser
Elmyr is so bright that his mother calls him son.
DeletedUser
Jesus may have walked on water but Elmyr can walk all over you
DeletedUser
Elmyr can remove posts!
DeletedUser8950
Pfft, Elmyr can hide the truth more like
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DeletedUser
I like this one
I hope you wont mind if i copy the idea from you
Elmyr is so bright that he calls himself 'I'
Diggo11
Well-Known Member
Elmyr is the greatest weapon in The West, nothing and no-one can compare.
DeletedUser
I don't know about you but I refuse to walk around with Elmyr's Sword in my hand :nowink:
DeletedUser
When Elmyr flashes his wit on the forum internationally famous talk show hosts go home and cry themselves to sleep!
Diggo11
Well-Known Member
Elmyr doesn't use a sword or any other type of weapon. He simply duels with his bare hands and wins every time, even when his opponents hold the second greatest weapon in The West. Therefore Elmyr is the greatest weapon in the West.
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When Elmyr crosses the street the cars all stop...even in NYC!