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DeletedUser

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which
 
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DeletedUser

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which was being massaged by
 

DeletedUser14280

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which was being massaged by fac-fic authors
 

DeletedUser

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which was being massaged by fac-fic authors.

But then, blood
 

DeletedUser

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which was being massaged by fac-fic authors.

But then, blood spurted from a
 

DeletedUser

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which was being massaged by fac-fic authors.

But then, blood spurted from a talking zit, who
 

DeletedUser13682

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which was being massaged by fac-fic authors.

But then, blood spurted from a talking zit, who was really a
 

DeletedUser

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which was being massaged by fac-fic authors.

But then, blood spurted from a talking zit, who was really a Family Guy reference,
 

DeletedUser

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which was being massaged by fac-fic authors.

But then, blood spurted from a talking zit, who was really a Family Guy reference, then Stewie vaporized
 

DeletedUser13682

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which was being massaged by fac-fic authors.

But then, blood spurted from a talking zit, who was really a Family Guy reference, then Stewie vaporized the only thing
 

DeletedUser

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which was being massaged by fac-fic authors.

But then, blood spurted from a talking zit, who was really a Family Guy reference, then Stewie vaporized the only thing in JohannMaximus' heterosexual
 

DeletedUser13682

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which was being massaged by fac-fic authors.

But then, blood spurted from a talking zit, who was really a Family Guy reference, then Stewie vaporized the only thing in JohannMaximus' heterosexual ish friend Senokai's
 

DeletedUser

]Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which was being massaged by fac-fic authors.

But then, blood spurted from a talking zit, who was really a Family Guy reference, then Stewie vaporized the only thing in JohannMaximus' heterosexual ish friend Senokai's cheating gambling friend,
 

DeletedUser13682

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which was being massaged by fac-fic authors.

But then, blood spurted from a talking zit, who was really a Family Guy reference, then Stewie vaporized the only thing in JohannMaximus' heterosexual ish friend Senokai's cheating gambling friend, named Sauceysause, ate
 

DeletedUser

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which was being massaged by fac-fic authors.

But then, blood spurted from a talking zit, who was really a Family Guy reference, then Stewie vaporized the only thing in JohannMaximus' heterosexual ish friend Senokai's cheating gambling friend, named Sauceysause, ate an entire block
 

DeletedUser13682

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which was being massaged by fac-fic authors.

But then, blood spurted from a talking zit, who was really a Family Guy reference, then Stewie vaporized the only thing in JohannMaximus' heterosexual ish friend Senokai's cheating gambling friend, named Sauceysause, ate an entire block of keyboard parts.
 

DeletedUser

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which was being massaged by fac-fic authors.

But then, blood spurted from a talking zit, who was really a Family Guy reference, then Stewie vaporized the only thing in JohannMaximus' heterosexual ish friend Senokai's cheating gambling friend, named Sauceysause, ate an entire block of keyboard parts. It Hurt so
 

DeletedUser

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which was being massaged by fac-fic authors.

But then, blood spurted from a talking zit, who was really a Family Guy reference, then Stewie vaporized the only thing in JohannMaximus' heterosexual ish friend Senokai's cheating gambling friend, named Sauceysause, ate an entire block of keyboard parts. It Hurt so much that Elmyr
 

DeletedUser

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which was being massaged by fac-fic authors.

But then, blood spurted from a talking zit, who was really a Family Guy reference, then Stewie vaporized the only thing in JohannMaximus' heterosexual ish friend Senokai's cheating gambling friend, named Sauceysause, ate an entire block of keyboard parts. It Hurt so much that Elmyr brung down the
 

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Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to-

OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD!
RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS!

Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles.
"Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid."
"I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst."

And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce.
Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.

Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat,
which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all over a pussy cat who was also a dragon.
Celxius he was, killed by a big, bouncing, juicy loaf of bread, then was resurrected into the form of a Yoshi.

But then Mario jumped on top and did naughty things in front of Princess Peach while playing golf and drinking multiple vials of salty sea water from Bowser's big long yogurt cannon, which was being massaged by fac-fic authors.

But then, blood spurted from a talking zit, who was really a Family Guy reference, then Stewie vaporized the only thing in JohannMaximus' heterosexual ish friend Senokai's cheating gambling friend, named Sauceysause, ate an entire block of keyboard parts. It Hurt so much that Elmyr brung down the banhammer upon the
 
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