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Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan
 

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and hotter than

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than
 

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Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown
 

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Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken.
 

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Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken. Soon after, Hellstromm
 

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Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken. Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter
 

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A buttermilk biscuit...

Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken. Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit
 

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Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken. Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got
 

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Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken. Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's
 

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Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken. Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's fried chicken shack.
 

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Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken. Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey
 

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Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken. Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat
 

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Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken. Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat, which was really
 

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Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken. Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat, which was really shaped like a
 

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Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken. Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat, which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted
 

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Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken. Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat, which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad.
 

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Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken. Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat, which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad. Meanwhile, he's pumping
 

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Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken. Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat, which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad. Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the
 

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[]Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken. Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat, which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad. Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying
 

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[]Once upon a hippy who totally was a tard which was pooped out by Czechoslovakian Inter Continental Ballistic... he stumbled upon applesauce, went to- OH MY GOD THERE'S A WILD SCHOFIELD! RUN FOR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS! Mmmm... breasts are Soft, scrumptious, and not related to fat people with an odd obsession of giant, overflowing toilet cleaner bottles. Sauceysauce completely wrecked my face with his complicated instrument resembling fresh bratwurst oozing hot, tasty acid. I feel strangely comfortable playing soggy biscuit with the long bratwurst. And then farted David Schofield upon an open flame which burned down a giant oyster with cocktail sauce. Then he went to kill a giant yellow lizard who had come from planet Mars, which has hot, hotter than Megan and hotter than your mother's homegrown southern fried chicken. Soon after, Hellstromm began to butter a buttermilk biscuit that he got from his mom's sweet, round, juicey upside down hat, which was really shaped like a gigantic decagon mounted upon his dad. Meanwhile, he's pumping iron at the gym's shower, spraying the nozzles all
 
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