DeletedUser
I think we need a disclaimer with the English underneath it
DeletedUser
lol I can understand his posts better than most!
DeletedUser
Forsooth, 'tis not English t'was spoken in the West.....well at least not the Queen's English. While my efforts at dialect might be harsh on the ears (eyes?), they are quite "proper" in terms of idiom; and as such, qualify as "English".
DeletedUser
mambo-jumbo, if you ask me 
DeletedUser13682
Sounds more like redneck hillbilly than 'authentic' west speach.
DeletedUser
oh for the love of jeebus kid if it sounds that way to you, you're probably reading it wrong (Typewritten words don't sound by the way they read.)
DeletedUser
Type slower David for those that can't read as fast. Maybe that will help
DeletedUser13682
I'm just calling them as I see them. Never said that's what it was, just said that's what it sounded like, from what is revealed by the written word.
DeletedUser
the true meaning of words are not in the eye of the beholder but in the hand of the writer
so says The Onion
so says The Onion
DeletedUser13682
The onion says nothing, it has no mouth, lungs, diaphram, or anything else needed for speech or thought.
DeletedUser
The Onion speaks more clearly and truly through the heart of a believer than words from a blasphemer!
DeletedUser13682
An onion has no ability to say anything or do anything besides growing, getting picked, getting chopped up, and getting eaten and pooped. How did an onion church get started in the first place?
DeletedUser
Someone nailed an onion to a tree and it was brought back to life by the Easter bunny.
DeletedUser13682
John Rose said:
That's what John said about the Church of the Onion and the concern of crucifixion.
DeletedUser
and yet serpents and burning bushes do? Either believe all fairy tales or believe none or pick and choose but don't be a hypocrite about it.
DeletedUser
it started as a game were someone had to take a word and the next person had to take said word and use the 2 last letter to make a new word. well if you look at Onion "On" are the first 2 letters and the last 2 letters. and then it just went on from there
nashy19
Nashy (as himself)
You don't need any of that in heaven either, wonderful isn't it. It's not like the mighty onion is going to give you a new body for your soul.
I guess the big question here is what dimension will we be comprehending, and if it's still this one what's 360 degree vision without eyes like.
DeletedUser13682
Burning bushes and serpents do not, God and Satan do though. Ive never heard an onion talking to me before.
Thank you for the explanation. It helps a lot.
DeletedUser3717
/Randomly Slaps with wet fish!
DeletedUser
have you heard either a bush or a serpent? I restate my case, If you choose to believe fairy tales don't mock others for doing the same