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That's odd, why did I think blondie was a chick?
Show me your genitas (not you, blondie)
Show me your genitas (not you, blondie)
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I eat all sorts of things 
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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I see you have two fingers sticking up. Do they need a home?
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Yep. That's my penis.
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Well, you're wrong, so I'll screw you.
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How about we make like a tree and have sex in a cheap motel?
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How bout' you grow up so I can see what it's like to cut you down... with my teeth... rawr...
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I wish life had a fast foward button, so we could skip to the sex scene.
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I wish life had a pause button so th- I want to have sex with you.
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I was going to date rape you, but the drug makes me too sleepy.
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I was going to date rape you, so I did.
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How about we play politician and prostitute...
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Tough, that was already listed.
I'll juice your orange if you peel my banana
I'll juice your orange if you peel my banana
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Is it hot in here, oh wait, no, i just feel like being naked
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lets boggy woggy woggy all night long.
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how bout i turn some of your knobs?
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How about I oil your hinges?
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hey, ever heard about that girl from Nantucket?
P.S. It's you
P.S. It's you
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Okay, didn't get that one et al.
BTW, why do I think you're a chick?
Wanna whip my cream?
BTW, why do I think you're a chick?
Wanna whip my cream?