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Hold on.......almost done.
DeletedUser
Squirming'll just make it worse!
DeletedUser
It's not rape, it's surprise sex.
DeletedUser
Speaking of sex, let's have it.
DeletedUser
If the world was a forum, i'd spam your thread.
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If the world was a pawn shop, I'd have sex with you.
DeletedUser
Can a girl rape a guy? Yes, if you get creative.
My rump still hurts, Annie. I will get my vengeance!
If you were Elmyr, i'd Photoshop you on me.
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I don't need photoshop to get you on me.
DeletedUser
Want some popcorn?
If you got that, you are a sick, sick person.
If you got that, you are a sick, sick person.
DeletedUser
I don't. Could you elaborate? Or pm me with it?
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DeletedUser
Want a Kit Kat? How about a kit kat covered in Pop Corn butter
DeletedUser
That sucked, David.
DeletedUser
Speaking of sucking, how's about we have sex?
DeletedUser
Speaking about sex, have you tried Senokai's Homemade Family Recipe BBQ Sauce? Now in Chive flavor!
DeletedUser
What's up your ass? Oh wait, allow me to rephrase that... What's going to be up your ass :nowink:
DeletedUser
Looks like someone likes their sausage with SHMFRBBQS!
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Hmph. It's converted to use a special .45 caliber, 110 metal cartridge with a 540 grain paper-patch bullet. Usual barrel length is 30 inches. This one has an extra 4. It's fitted with double set triggers, and a Vernier sight. It's marked up to twelve-hundred yards. This one shoots a mite further. It's not a lever action breech loader, I can tell you that much
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David, I saw what you did there. And I like it.
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I've got a midget and a pair of handcuffs. Why don't you come over?