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"I like big butts and I cannot lie!"
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Guess who's milkshake brings all the boys to tha yard?
R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Find out what it means to me.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Find out what it means to me.
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There's 206 bones in your body. Want another?
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The phallinus is made up of cartilage, tissue, and soft, uncontrollable muscle. Not a bone in the thing.
Want me to fix the crack in yo back?
Joints ain't the only thing that'll get you high and put in your mouth.
Want me to fix the crack in yo back?
Joints ain't the only thing that'll get you high and put in your mouth.
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Joints are made of tissue situated between bones. They are physically incapable of making one high.
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Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.
Dragostea Din Tei (known as The Numa Numa Song outside of Romania) Is a love song anyway, so I guess it fits.
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.
Dragostea Din Tei (known as The Numa Numa Song outside of Romania) Is a love song anyway, so I guess it fits.
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Want a creamsicle?
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I feel like having sex with you, but I'm running out of pickup lines.
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I'd pick you up, but I'd just set you down... So gently... DON"T BEND IT!
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I'm a seven-foot, size 11 shoe, strong black man.
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seven foot hmy:
i better run
hmy:i better run
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So, why do they call you anhlong?
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will you let this here Sparta get into your Athen's?
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That made no effing sense, gizmo. Neither will what I'm about to do to you.
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Will you help me get my leaf into your glue?
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Want my big thing to come in your small package?
Okay, that was too perverted. Even for me.
Also, this is for SauceySauce:
Want me to shoot your sauce?
Okay, that was too perverted. Even for me.
Also, this is for SauceySauce:
Want me to shoot your sauce?
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Want me to put my mini nuke in your Fat Man?
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James, when you assoc. Each of those to men, it gets incredibly disgusting. Sent you a rep to share why.
Another Fallout one:
Miss Launcher, may I put my missle in your barrel?
Another Fallout one:
Miss Launcher, may I put my missle in your barrel?
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Im not even going to ask. *Rape!*
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And speaking of rape...