DeletedUser
A Rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
DeletedUser
You get a rose, let's go out!
DeletedUser
Howdy Cowdy 
DeletedUser
i will teach you good pick up lines if you let me pick you up.
DeletedUser14280
I've heard that blondes are dumb, but you are surely the exception.
DeletedUser
let go out
DeletedUser
I see you have a soft kitty. I have a kitty too. We should get together sometime, and rub our soft kittys together. With some lotion. Soft kitties and lotion. Sounds fun, doesn't it?
DeletedUser
Hey baby! Whaddya say to you, me and a bucket of chicken fat?
DeletedUser14280
What's say we share a hippie between us?
DeletedUser13682
I have a camera and some alcohol. Why don't you come over?
DeletedUser
lets you and me get together and make some little Johann's and some little gizlettas
DeletedUser
Excuse me, I've lost my virginity, can I take yours?
Ah... I have been waiting for TOO LONG to say that!
Ah... I have been waiting for TOO LONG to say that!
DeletedUser13682
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
DeletedUser
Hello, does this rag smell like chloroform?
DeletedUser
Excuse me, you have something in your butt... Oh wait, that's me! :laugh:
DeletedUser
How about I order you a bottle of mesqout (I have NO freakin' Idea how to spell it) with the worm?
DeletedUser13682
Have a can of:
DeletedUser
(A new recipe!)
Feeling hungry?
Feeling hungry?
DeletedUser
I have it in un-spotted, if you're interested.
DeletedUser
Feeling thirsty?