King of the Hill

[DeletedUser]

go and hire V.S.S.E...

 

[DeletedUser13682]

USE cell phones from hell to take the hill

MAH HILL!

 

[DeletedUser]

Get a bunch of roudy teenagers to run up the hill and over johannmaximus

MY HILL!!

 

[DeletedUser13682]

USE cookies against sk8erMan.

MAH HILL!

 

[DeletedUser]

I use an elephant to stomp on Johan and pee all over him.
My hill!

 

[DeletedUser]

Trip sam so he rolls down the hill into a pile of hungry cows.

MY HILL!!

 

[DeletedUser]

I kill you all with an .50

MY HILL!

 

[DeletedUser13682]

I call upon the power of the 12 point font to smite you all!

MAH HILL!

 

[DeletedUser]

I throw my computer at you, you roll down the hill into some billy goats. K-O

MI HILL!!

 

[DeletedUser13682]

I call upon the power of the 7 leaf clover.

MAH HILL!

 

[DeletedUser]

I set a larger hill on top of your hill and stand on it

My hill

 

[DeletedUser13682]

I set a mountain on top of your hill.

MAH MOUNTAIN!

 

[DeletedUser]

I chop your mountain into pieces and make it a hill agen!

MY HILL!

 

[DeletedUser13682]

I chop the hill into a valley with razor sharp cookies.

MAH VALLEY!

 

[DeletedUser]

This isnt king of the valley its king of the hill!

MY HILL!

 

[DeletedUser13682]

Its king of the valley now!

MAH VALLEY!

 

[DeletedUser]

I explode the Valley with you in there.

I'm the new king of the hill.

 

[DeletedUser13682]

I nuke the new hill from you blowing up the valley.

MAH RADIOACTIVE CRATER!

 

[DeletedUser]

Stands on the giant mutated turtle that kinda looks like a hill in the middle of the crater.

My giant radioactive mutated turtle

 

[DeletedUser13682]

Eats the radioactive turtle in the soup.

MAH RADIOACTIVE CRATER!