King of the Hill

DeletedUser

instructs the epa to turn the crater into a land fill.

my giant pile of garbage
 

DeletedUser

tries to take over but the smell is too horrific.

Your pile of burning garbage
 

DeletedUser

i get rid of the smell and turns it into a hill agian then get chuck norris to guard the hill for me as i push johanmaximus of the hill
muhahahahaha!!!!
my hill
 

DeletedUser

Raises bruce lee from the dead to defeat chuck norris once again
my hill
 

DeletedUser

drops a 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 nukes on the hill
my radioactive hill
 

DeletedUser14280

Your radioactive planet, you mean!
I teleport to the moon, create an atmosphere, and dig an entire swords-and-sorcery style dungeon into it.

My moon, my dungeon!
 

DeletedUser

but secretly i place a giant bomb on the moon that will explode when i post this post
 

DeletedUser

Makes the sun super nova and then turn into a black hole. Tries to stand on said black hole but gets sucked in.

My black Hooooooooooooooole
 

DeletedUser

then i make myself so big i the black hole is a big as my pinky finger
 

DeletedUser14280

Wait, this is getting out of hand.

I prestidigitate the radioactive hill out of existance, and replace it with a new hill.
Then I fix the sun and the moon, and Trainman.

My unblemished hill!
 

DeletedUser

i use my magical powers to turn this thread and everyone posting in it ecept me into a videogames then i burn the videogame forevas
 

DeletedUser

Wakes up from the incredibly long crazy dream sequence, sitting on top of the hill.

phew, it was all just a dream. Glad its still
My hill
 

DeletedUser

magiclly moves the hill under me and replaces where it was with a snake pit
 

DeletedUser14280

Clearly we won't get anywhere, fighting over the hill.
I propose we all form a kingdom together.

Trainman96, you will be King, but answerable to your council; this is non-negotiable.
Scwanobi, you will be High Command of the Army; that position carries a place in the council.
And I will be a sacred beast and the focus of the local religion; you'll offer sacrifices to me in the interests of preventing disaster.

Our hill!
 

DeletedUser

Great idea, first to sacrifice, trainman. That way I will be king and leader of the army. Muwahahahahahaha
 

DeletedUser14280

A) The council has to elect you king, first.
That means other people have to take on the role of councillers, minimum of 7.

B) It's my decision whether I want to eat a sacrifice whole, execute them
and then eat them, do something else *wink, wink* or even let them go.

If they aren't young virgins or hardened criminals, I'll probably let them go.
That means that Trainman96 is probably not eaten, burned alive, drowned, etc, and he's taking back the throne.
 
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