Dear Hellstromm

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DeletedUser14280

Dear Hellstromm,
Are you somewhat familiar with Team Fortress 2?
"Need a dispenser here."
Can you recognize who that quote is from?
Sincerely, Celxius.
 

DeletedUser13682

Dear Hellstormm,

Can you tell me the best way to install a game on your computer?

*insert quarter*

If so, please tell me?
 

DeletedUser618

Dear Hellstromm,

Why do some people say things "taste like chicken"?
 

DeletedUser

Dear Hellstromm,

How far east can you go before you're heading west?
 

DeletedUser

Dear Hellstromm,
How Far north can you go before you start heading south?
 

DeletedUser3717

Dear Hellstromm,

I got my lip pierced yesterday and the swelling has gotten out of controll?
What do you think I should do?

Your old and Grumpy,
-Jordon
 

Diggo11

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Dear Hellstromm,
What do you do with all the quarters people give you when they ask two questions in one post? I was thinking you'd spend them, but being yourself you probably have some other use for them most people would rather not know about...
 

DeletedUser

Dear hellstromm.
Why would Jordon peirce his lip? and also, Why is it I don't think my girlfreind taste like chicken?
 

DeletedUser

Dear Hellstromm,

I still wonder, do you do this to satisfy your needs to make fun of the illogical people that ask these questions? Or do you do this cause you feel like it?
Dear James the Hunter,

It's a conspiracy and we're all out to get you.

Dear hellstorm,

Why did you change your signature for an amazingly cool signature ?
Dear jamesrebel,

To compensate for all of those lessor beings, such as yourself, that are totally incapable of presenting their own "cool" signatures.

Dear Hellstromm

I love you more, You is one, do you love me?
Dear Neo-quick,

I hate you. Click Here

Dear Hellstromm ,

what is the square root of einsteinism?
Dear Touchole,

Since our senses, our sensory experiences, so utterly dominate our thoughts and perceptions, we are not psychologically capable of stepping back, rising above, our sensory domination. In other words, our senses are the dominatrix in our very perception of reality, and therein lays the root to our existence, as presented by a square. ~Hellstromm

Dear Hellstromm,

If i dig a hole 4 feet deep, One meter wide, and 12 inches off the Plain, how much money would it take to kill Bob?
Dear jackmanboo555,

First off, you'll need to dig a much bigger hole, because Celxius won't fit in that one.

Dear Hellstormm

Are you able to beat up Chuck Norris?
Dear Cowdy,

Of course, why do you think he went into acting?

Dear Hellstromm,

Why won't god heal amputees?
Dear l8dygaga,

For the same reason Santa doesn't leave home without his American Express card.

Dear Hellstromm,

Have you ever been stalked with reputation messages, and if you have did you like it?
Dear teh train robber,

Omg, Stalker!

Dear Hellstromm,
Are you somewhat familiar with Team Fortress 2?
"Need a dispenser here."
Can you recognize who that quote is from?
Dear Celxius,

You're not worthy! Click Here

Dear Hellstormm,

Can you tell me the best way to install a game on your computer?

*insert quarter*

If so, please tell me?
Dear johannmaximus,

No. Ooh look, I got a quarter for free! *evil grin*

Dear Hellstromm,

Why do some people say things "taste like chicken"?
Dear Onyx,

You would never eat your damn vegetables if they said otherwise. Besides, everyone knows chicken is the only flavor.

Dear Hellstromm,

How far east can you go before you're heading west?
Dear king david,

Look, before you can go anywhere, ya gotta move out of your mother's basement.

Dear Hellstromm,
How Far north can you go before you start heading south?
Dear gizmo501,

You're going south no matter what the heading.

Dear Hellstromm,

I got my lip pierced yesterday and the swelling has gotten out of controll?
What do you think I should do?
Dear Jordon987,

... ... ... Right --- rated PG, hmm.

Your lips are getting overworked. Cut down on the extracurricular activities, and no more playing woodwind instruments.

Dear Hellstromm,

Why did Jordon get his lip pierced?
Dear David Schofield,

For the same reason monkeys throw crap.

Dear Hellstromm,
What do you do with all the quarters people give you when they ask two questions in one post?
Dear Diggo11,

I place them in groups of four to make a whole big enough for Celxius to crawl back in.

Dear hellstromm.
Why would Jordon peirce his lip? and also, Why is it I don't think my girlfreind taste like chicken?
Dear thealex90,

(as you provided only one quarter, I will answer the second question)

Oh come off it, you can't afford to pay a woman to act like your girlfriend.
 
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DeletedUser

Dear Hellstromm,
Why is it so hot down here in your basement, i'm starting to burn up, can't you bring a fan down here?
 

DeletedUser13682

Dear Hellstormm,

Why do I only let one person bite me, and nobody else?
 

DeletedUser8950

Dear Hellstromm

I've urinated in the tea cup, but no luck with the, erm, second bit of advice. What should I do now?
 

DeletedUser

Dear Hellstromm
I just found this awesome skull in your basement, I'm getting use to the heat, but my bed just cought on fire and I think this computer is bout to crash.
~ Your basement Pal
 

DeletedUser20647

Dear Hellstromm,

How can I get this popular guy to get me pregnant?
 
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