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Dear ag3352,
You're living on the wrong hemisphere. Sell your home, quit your job and move to New Zealand. I'm sure you'll find a macho truck driver who will give you all new reasons to stay up late.
Fruits? Fruits!?!?! You're at a movie theatre and you want to eat healthy?!? What's wrong with you man?!?
Dear ir.ufis,
*/me vainly combs himself in front of one of the mirrors*
Oh, I'm sorry, did you ask a question?
Dear Elmyr,
What makes you think I'm going to warn them?
Dear Darknoon5,
Please phrase that in the form of a question.
Dear andkamen,
Hell if I care, it's still winter!
Dear Neo-quick,
Please phrase that in the form of a question.
Dear masterofwar101,
The best approach is to say, "Excuse me, can you get the hell out?"
Dear Nashy19,
To the ticket booth for a cash refund.
That's two questions. Please insert an additional quarter.
Dear infiniti99,
Omg, can't you see we're in a recession?!?! Dump those diesel hogs and go buy an electric scooter.
Dear ir.ufis,
Unfortunately, because no question was provided, I am unable to process your request via PayPal.
Dear Touchole,
Verily, voluminous verbiage, vociferously voiced, vexes me.
Dear l8dygaga,
He's not doing push ups. His wife is ovulating, but unfortunately she's still at home --- in China.
Dear Diggo11,
I wasn't aware it was a secret. But, if it is a secret, I suppose it should stay a secret.
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DeletedUser14280
Dear Hellstromm
Does the joke:
Also, I know the secret ingredient that goes into your cookies, I think.
Does the joke:
...have some kind of basis/precedent/whatever in reality?
Also, I know the secret ingredient that goes into your cookies, I think.
DeletedUser
Dear Celxius,
Seeing as you have no basis in reality, I can understand why you would ask such a question, but I can only offer a recommendation in response --- stay single. And don't procreate.
DeletedUser
Dear Hellstromm,
What is your opinion on this movie:
What is your opinion on this movie:
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DeletedUser
dear Hellstromm,
how do you treat bad gas?
how do you treat bad gas?
DeletedUser
DeletedUser
Dear Hellstromm,
Have you ever been caught on fire?
Have you ever been caught on fire?
DeletedUser
Dear teh train robber,
Yes, but luckily I was able to get my pants on quick enough and jump out the bedroom window. Damn but she was hot!
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DeletedUser
Dear Hellstromm ,
Is Pat a Man or a Woman?
Is Pat a Man or a Woman?
DeletedUser
Dear Hellstromm,
Do you like having naked fort battles instead of real ones?
Do you like having naked fort battles instead of real ones?
DeletedUser
Dear Hellstromm,
in the following question:
why the hell does the light need to bounce so many times? why not just shine the light straight in, so it reflects straight back out?
in the following question:
Dear Hellstromm,
Three mirrors are arranged in the shape of an equilateral triangle, with their reflective surfaces pointing inwards. There is an infinitesimal gap at each vertex of the triangle through which a laser beam may pass.
Label the vertices A, B and C. There are 2 ways in which a laser beam may enter vertex C, bounce off 11 surfaces, then exit through the same vertex: one way is shown below; the other is the reverse of that.
There are 80840 ways in which a laser beam may enter vertex C, bounce off 1000001 surfaces, then exit through the same vertex.
In how many ways can a laser beam enter at vertex C, bounce off 12017639147 surfaces, then exit through the same vertex?
why the hell does the light need to bounce so many times? why not just shine the light straight in, so it reflects straight back out?
DeletedUser13682
Dear Hellstormm,
Why am I asking you a question?
*insert enough of everything to cover next question*
And will I have a high chance of asking you another question after this one?
Why am I asking you a question?
*insert enough of everything to cover next question*
And will I have a high chance of asking you another question after this one?
DeletedUser
Dear Hellstromm,
There is such thing as a stupid question. You have taught us all that by creating this thread. Or was that just an un-intended side-effect of the creation of this thread?
Sincerley, David
There is such thing as a stupid question. You have taught us all that by creating this thread. Or was that just an un-intended side-effect of the creation of this thread?
Sincerley, David
DeletedUser
Dear Touchole,
If you have to ask, don't worry about it.
Dear teh train robber,
You mean we have real fort battles?!?
Dear kman288,
*/me vainly combs himself in front of one of the mirrors*
Oh, I'm sorry, did you ask a question?
Dear johannmaximus,
You're asking me a question because you lack answers. For an answer to your second question, insert another a quarter.
Dear David Schofield,
The unintended side-effect of this thread is my having an opportunity to humiliate you in public.
DeletedUser14280
Dear Hellstromm, when did Diggo say the above quote (also displayed in your signature)?Diggo11 said:
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DeletedUser
Dear Celxius,
Since that is a common word used in English, I'm sure Diggo11 said, "that" plenty of times.
(meh, he changed his question... )
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DeletedUser14280
Okay, I've edited the question for a bit of clarity, can you answer it again?
Also, new question:
For a rumpus room or man cave, or whatever residental room, what kind of theme would you recommend for decorating the walls? Animal, futuristic, or what?
Also, new question:
For a rumpus room or man cave, or whatever residental room, what kind of theme would you recommend for decorating the walls? Animal, futuristic, or what?
DeletedUser
Dear Celxius,
Changing the question after the fact goes against the spirit of the thread, plus this new question was not addressed to me.
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