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One Tie to rule them all
One Tie to find them
One Tie to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
One Tie to find them
One Tie to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them
"... Then the Brown Tie said 'Let there be Ties to rule over The West. They will be like Me and look like Me and have power over all other items and players', and so the other Ties were created. The Brown Tie blessed the Ties and looked over all that It had made. The Brown Tie was pleased, and evening passed and morning came, and so ended the Sixth Day ..."
O forumgoers - players, moderators and developers alike - look to the General Store and repent! Repent, for the Day of Reckoning has come and the Brown Tie has returned to Its true and terrible form to walk amongst men once more.
For years the Brown Tie has served the people of The West silently but devoutly. Unrecognised and ignored It bestowed Its many gifts upon the people, njubs and veterans alike, asking no praise or acknowledgement, for these are the values that the Brown Tie embodies - generosity, kindness, love and humility.
At only level one, new players were able to wield the power of the Brown Tie, bearing grace Itself around their necks. The Brown Tie often came to Its followers in dreams or as event prizes, but this was taken for granted and recognised by naught but a few dedicated servants.
But alas! The day has come where the Brown Tie has gained the reputation It deserves! As It reveals Its true level requirement of 70, all must now bow down to the supreme rule of the Almighty Brown Tie.
The Brown Tie rewards Its apostles beyond their wildest dreams. Come forth now and declare your love of the Brown Tie, creator, ruler and supreme being of The West!