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Miramon Lluagor

The gym, the only place where men doesn't have to hide what they really are.
 
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johannmaximus

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While he was willing to die for his cause, Jaffar didn't realize that not only would the enemy be able to pick him up, the enemy would find him too adorable to actually kill.
 

Elmyr

Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.

[I had linked the scene in Full Metal Jacket, but decided it was too gory. It was also a hard choice to quote the movie directly or paraphrase with "five-five-six", but decided to stick with the quote.]
 
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Disappoint

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Oh, Elmyr - you're so hardcore!

"I'll give up my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead paws!"
 
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Duduie

These boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do, one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you!
 

Zemelci

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Well one day I was walking through a forest wearing my lovely new red boots when I met a wizard. You now see me three hours later. The moral of this story is not to annoy wizards
 

johannmaximus

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Yuri had promised Vladimir that Seregi's gangrenous leg actually tasted like chicken. Vladimir was about to find out that this was an utter lie.