Break A Wish game

DeletedUser25825

Granted... but without worship you wallow away to just another forgotten name on Wiki

I wish people didn't hide truth
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but everybody tells you the truth that you're extremely ugly. (xD)

I wish that dogs were superiors and humans were their pets.
 

DeletedUser13682

Granted, it comes to pass that humans are the pet slaves of the overlords and rulers, known as dogs. Hundreds of years later, a dog posts on a thread wishing that humans were superior to dogs, and so it came to pass that dogs were the pet slaves of the overlords and rulers, known as humans. Hundreds of years later...

I wish the Neverending Story really was neverending.
 

DeletedUser

Granted, it's constant repeating itself shall bore you to death.

I wish Lol was never invented.
 

DeletedUser

Granted!But Lol was never invented but ROFL wanted a playmate and started calling LOL as laugh Out Loud.

I wish that Alawa's trees bear BIG Choclate pieces...
 

DeletedUser25825

Granted... but I eat them all and no longer fit behind just one tree...

I wish people were true to themselves
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but they lied to God and He killed Alawa for such a boon.

I wish Simpsons were for real.
 

DeletedUser31931

Granted but a hater of the Simpsons has them killed.

I wish for Multi-versal peace.
 

DeletedUser13682

Agreed, but since you didn't wish for omniversal peace, there are still universes that have no peace, including this one.

I wish for the best speakers in the omniverse
 

DeletedUser13682

I don't care, I have the best. And how do you corrupt nothing?

I wish I knew how to corrupt nothing
 

DeletedUser

granted, but you wasted a wish since you already know how to.
i wanna blow bubbles at you
 

DeletedUser13682

I wish Rice would wish a wish in his post, instead of leaving nothing to corrupt.
 

DeletedUser31931

granted but he doesn't post after your post.

I wish for omniversal peace.
 

DeletedUser13682

Granted, but then, because there's no war to fuel it, the heart of the omniverse stops, and the omniverse is destroyed.

I wish for Galactus like powers.
 

DeletedUser31931

granted but someone murders you when trying to get them.

I wish for rice farmer to post next. (only he can grant my wish.)
 

DeletedUser13682

While waiting for Rice to post, I post instead.

I wish I could meet John Smith.
 

DeletedUser31931

granted but you are rubbish and get booed off at all your gigs.

I wish Rice would post sooner!
 

DeletedUser

unfortunately Rice has died whilst you were waiting for him to post.

i wish that somebody would post in the sentinels thread (the only reason i haven't posted is that i have no idea where it is supposed to go)
 
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