Break A Wish game

DeletedUser

Thought I would post this for a bit of fun, If you dont know already here is a demo:

Player A:

I wish for a million bucks

Player B:

Granted, But its chocolate money.

I wish for eternal life

Player C:

Granted, But you will live it as a cockroach

ect ect, ok Ill start


I wish for a blood red ferrari sitting on my driveway.
 
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DeletedUser

Granted! But it's sitting upside down, and it's on fire.

I wish for a nice, fresh, ham and cheese sandwich.
 

DeletedUser

Granted! The sandwich size is just enough for one bite!

I wish for something that isn't there
 

DeletedUser

(Somehow, I'm less disappointed with my really tiny sandwich than I imagine Evert would be with a wrecked Ferrari in his driveway. I mean... at least I get something to eat. He like, needs a tow truck. You should've wished for a sandwich, Evert. Actually, no, I would've deprived you of a mouth to eat it with, you're better off with the burning Ferrari. Go get some marshmellows. I'll bring my tiny sandwich. We'll have snacks.)

(Also, am I allowed to keep granting wishes/wishing? I'm really more in it for the granting part, where I get to ruin it.)
 
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DeletedUser

Granted! The something that you wish for isn't, in point of fact, there. It's somewhere else entirely. Unfortunately, the same is now true of your arms and legs.

Oh, wait, I have to wish for something.

I wish I was in Dixie. (hurray, hurray)
 
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DeletedUser

Granted but Dixie got nuked the moment you reached there.

I wish for 1 penny.
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but you lose it down a drain.

I wish for a lifetimes supply of KFC popcorn chicken.


And you can have as many goes as you want at this :)
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but all the chicken is covered with peanut butter

I wish for professional signature making skills
 

DeletedUser

Granted! But they're all you have to protect you from the wolves.

I wish for my own brand of cereal. Tensleep Flakes.
 

DeletedUser

Yes, and this cereal is already covered with milk when your customers get it!
After, of course, days of standing in the supermarket

I wish I had my sanity back
 

DeletedUser

(Easier would have been, "Granted, and they're made out of 100% real Tensleep.")

Granted! But they won't let you out of the psychiatric ward. Or stop giving you shock therapy.

I wish for a unicycle.
 

DeletedUser

Granted but you get a curse and the unicycle comes alive and kills you till you finally go to hell.

I wish for $0.02!
 
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DeletedUser

Granted, but the pennies now replace your eyes.

I wish for a fancy signature.
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but there's a virus inside which crashed your $1,000,000 computer.

I wish for these pennies out of my eyes and replaced with my other 2 human eyes.
 

DeletedUser

Granted, now you have a total bloody mess on your face

I wish to get a life
 

DeletedUser

Granted, you have a life of playing Tribal wars and The-West for the rest of your life!

I wish my face wasn't a bloody mess.
 

DeletedUser

Granted, except now its just plain messy.

I wish for My ferrari back :(
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but apparently it's got a giant lettuce for an engine.

I wish it rains.
 
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