Break A Wish game

DeletedUser13682

Granted, but you accidentially wish yourself into oblivion when you stub your toe on the corner of a coffee table.

I wish for unlimited text.
 

DeletedUser28032

Granted but your on Tesco mobile and have absolutley no signal anywhere in the country...Well maybe on top of the Caerngorns

I wish for a parodixical wish
 

DeletedUser31931

granted but it becomes ungranted but its granted so...
(5 hours later) therefore I get confused and give you a squadron of paratroopers instead.

I wish for people to not make confusing wishes full of confusing words with confusing meanings.
 

DeletedUser13682

Granted. But the corruption of said wishes is extremely lenghty.

I wish upon a star.
 

DeletedUser31931

Granted but your wish comes to nothing as it has no meaning.

I wish for a good old Xbox 360
 

DeletedUser13682

Granted, but since it's the good ole' Xbox 360, it gets the red rings of death as soon as you touch it.

I wish for a fish.
 

DeletedUser28032

Granted a Great White drops on your head

I wish for a camera (so i can take pic of Johan under that shark)
 

DeletedUser13682

Granted, but it has no film, so you can't take a picture. Also the aperture is stuck open.

I wish I owned ASHPD.
 

DeletedUser

granted, but:

Chell is killed by an Energy Pellet, the ASHPD disintegrates with her

I wish for the perfect golf swing (every time)
 

DeletedUser13682

Granted, but the only time you get to golf is when it's lightning outside, so everytime you swing, you get struck by lightning. You just might die.

I wish Zukerman had a title.
 

DeletedUser13682

Granted, but a wandering stranger scuffs it to dullness while wandering a lonely path one day.

I wish I had the awesomest .44 ever
 

DeletedUser28032

Granted but someone with a .357 shoots you

I wish I had invented the tension sheet and had gotten rich
 

DeletedUser13682

Granted, but since you changed the universe, time doesn't go the way it was supposed to. A few years later, somebody else invents a fake nuclear strike, and the entire world goes into global nuclear winter. Your money is useless, and you're just a glowing green stain on the mattress.

I wish I was a TMNT.
 

DeletedUser31931

granted but you fall into a pit of toxic sludge and become a turtle again.

I wish for a random (anything) to appear at my feet.
 

DeletedUser13682

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A random caltrops appears at your feet while you are walking. It has poison tips, so of course, you die.

I wish I had the master Master Lock
 

DeletedUser28032

Granted, but what you lack is the Master Key with which to open it


I wish for a bear called Frank to appear
 

DeletedUser31931

granted but it eats your (surely you saw that one coming?)

I wish for nothing
 

DeletedUser

but unfortunately, the 'everything' lands right on top of you and crushes you to death.

i wish for an Invisibility Cloak
 
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