Break A Wish game

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*looks around for a straw long enough to reach the tea*

Granted .. unfortunately she didn't take her cell phone with her (as she was a ditzy blonde :p).

I wish for a firemans lift up a ladder so I can sip my tea :)
 

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Granted, but you don't have a 40-stories long straw to sip it from the bottom of the glass :)

I wish to teleport to the location of the girl I am (already) madly in love with
 

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Mad Hank said:
Granted, but you don't have a 40-stories long straw to sip it from the bottom of the glass :)

I wish to teleport to the location of the girl I am (already) madly in love with
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The shark was for me?

Granted, but she doesn't love you. She loves me.

I wish I had a cookie.
 

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hmmm, maybe the fireman is strong enough to support me while I sip what I need.

Granted ... *casts a tele-other to Camelot spawn spot* .. unfortunately you get stuck in the matrix .. but you are re-funded a handful of air, water and law runes .. if you hurry you might still catch her.

I want a set of infinity robes, with a hat that doesn't make me look bald.

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Grants the cookie wish also, unfortunately all the chocolate chips fell out.
still wishing for the infinity robes.
 

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mr. kamikazie said:


The shark was for me?

Granted, but she doesn't love you. She loves me.

I wish I had a cookie.
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Pssshh you are not even a close competition for ME :p

I gave you the cookie, and then bit your arm off together with it

Rose, I am hurrying D=

All robes are too small for you (diet time), and the hat is actually a Slipknot mask

I wish to ambush hug that girl after which she falls in love with me from the first sight (and forgets kamikazie guy hehe)!
 
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DeletedUser

23 inch waist .. and I cant fit those infinity robes ?

Wishes for a 22 inch waist
 

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Rose, I suggest we don't get into depths of female anatomy :) People are watching...
 

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Rose of Alabama said:
23 inch waist .. and I cant fit those infinity robes ?

Wishes for a 22 inch waist
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Um...granted. They fit perfectly. Unfortunately, Mad Hank's girl looks at you and turns suddenly becomes jealous and wanting a waist like yours. She forgets everything even her social and Mad Hank questing for a 22 inch waist.


i wish to give her a 22 inch waiste so she will love ME!

I got both of you in there :)
 

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ok ... sighs and drops the wish: I will just pull my belt a little tighter :)

so granted one wish to mr. kamikazie, unfortunately it is only as long as the belt is cinched.

I wish for non fattening ice cream
 

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You got it :) No sugar of course

I wish kamiazie would stop going after my girl grrrrr
 

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You mean you can handle 2 !

Granted ... unfortunately you didn't specify which one ....

wishes for chocolate sprinkles to go with the ice cream and a cherry on top of course !
 

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granted but the chocolate... it's chocolate covered army ants that are still alive and the cherry is really a cherry bomb

I wish for a cute little puppy to play with (yeah... turn that one against me, a cute little puppy)
 

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Rose of Alabama fired the puppy at you from her revolver, smashing you both against the wall. You can still play with it :)

I wish for all schools to be destroyed (and me not being near one when that happens)
 

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Granted, all schools have been destroyed and replaced with mandatory educational facilities that you cannot leave from birth until eighteen years of age. There you will live studying 18 hours a day for a job chosen for you at birth and then released into your social class to work your job until you die. (think Brave New World)


I wish I was cowboy
I should've learned to rope and ride
Wearing my six-shooter riding my pony on a cattle drive
Stealing the young girl's heart
Just like Gene and Roy
Singing those campfire songs
Oh I should've been a cowboy

(Yeah I changed the first line)
 

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Granted, you ride off into The West, but your boots are pinching and you have to learn to walk in those fancy high heels now..

struggles with the army ants, my old granny told me formic acid is good for the rheumatismn ....

I wish for a pair of cowboy boots, they would look better on me
 

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I'd say that all shoes would look great on you... no?
Granted, but your rabbit chews on leather and makes them horrid in one night :D

I wish for all Slipknot albums
 

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Granted ! Unfortunately your ears fall off.

I go barefoot a lot ......

I wish for a nice big open fire .. to warm my bare toes >.<
 

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Granted, but Satan leaps out from the fire and swallows you whole :D

I wish for a nice Les Paul Goldtop guitar.
 
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