Break A Wish game

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Granted! It rains. Steak knives.

I wish for a Ferrari engine. (gunna sell it to Evert)
 
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DeletedUser

Granted, Except evert has no money :mad:

I wish for £1,000,000 so I can buy the engine :D
 

DeletedUser

Granted, except now you are my slave ... !

I wish for an easy life :)
 

DeletedUser

Granted! Unfortunately, it's easy because you're in a coma.

I wish for my own used car company. "Tensleep Discount Auto."
 

DeletedUser

Granted .. except now I am in a coma I need constant care ..
you are the carer !

I wish for a a chauffer :)
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but you have to settle for a donkey and a carriage :D

I wish I had pizza and beer.
 

DeletedUser

Granted except the pizza is made out of pure rat and cockroach meat, and the beer is rat piss!

I wish Splice would stop mooning me :p
 

DeletedUser

Granted! But his new picture is far, far worse.

I wish for a private army of ninjas at my command. (to guard my auto dealership and cereal company, and I guess Rose of Alabama, I have to take care of her, she's in a coma.)
 

DeletedUser

Granted but all the ninjas are Dr. Quinns and they start to heal the victims instead.

I wish I could be a wizard.
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but the Donkey Kong you summoned sat on you

I wish to be excused form school forever
 

DeletedUser

Granted! But it's because you have the bubonic plague!

I wish Uma Therman would show up with a sword and a yellow track suit, and chop up my lame hypocratic oath ninjas.
 

DeletedUser

Granted! She chopped you up!

I Wish Rose of Alabama wasn't in a coma. (Just making it worse for you Rose xD)
 
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DeletedUser

Granted. Rose is no longer in a coma. You are. (Your wish, your folly. Also, Uma Therman is a woman.)

I wish for a jar of pennies.
 

DeletedUser

Granted. It's on your head.

I wish for Rose of Alabama to go back to coma
 

DeletedUser

Granted, now everyone is in a Coma! ( That Includes you!)

I wish for nothing.(Dont give me anything!)
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but you're still her slave.

I wish Chuck Norris would kiss his arse goodbye.
 

DeletedUser

(Huh I was never he slave)
Granted, but before he leaves he roundhousekicks you so hard, family up to the third generation can feel it.

I wish for WORLD PEACE!
 

DeletedUser

You got a piece of the world. But people in Iraq are still being genocide-ed by America =/

I wish for Obama as president...
 

DeletedUser

Granted, but in doing so, you are now my life carer :)
I wish for a happy life .
 
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