DeletedUser
I think so, but I might be wrong.
DeletedUser
yea, that one was new. i think each job only had one hurt message, and now each job has 2 to mix things up a bit.
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I can't believe I never noticed it before, but I think you may be right. I guess I've never really paid attention to the messages. I was going through saved reports last night and looking at them and it was the same messages over and over.
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Got this while hunting turkey. It contains a gramatical error if I'm not mistaken, "I" should be changed to "you". Or it could be "I trip over a big root and hit my head. I lose 4 health points.
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There were definitely a few jobs that already had 2. Picking agaves had bad sunburn or the cactus talking to you already, Charlatan had the big angry man or drinking your medicine by mistake.
One Armed Ninja
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I trip over a big root and hit your head. You lose 4 health points.
Got this while hunting turkey. It contains a gramatical error if I'm not mistaken, "I" should be changed to "you". Or it could be "I trip over a big root and hit my head. I lose 4 health points.
Don't be silly, it makes perfect sense!
The narrator obviously bashed your head in by accident
DeletedUser
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Peace negotiations, is it new?
DeletedUser
Nope, I've seen that one.
DeletedUser
I trip over a big root and hit your head. You lose 4 health points.
Got this while hunting turkey. It contains a gramatical error if I'm not mistaken, "I" should be changed to "you". Or it could be "I trip over a big root and hit my head. I lose 4 health points.
I had already posted it in text errors.
DeletedUser
A co-worker slips with his pickaxe and hits you. You lose 1 health point.
New one? From iron mining.
New one? From iron mining.
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lol, yeah, that's new. I love injury text that is completely unrelated to the severity of the injury.
A co-worker slips with his pickaxe and hits you. You lose 1 health point.
You are on fire. You lose 1 health point.
You fall out of the canoe and catch a cold. You die.
DeletedUser
You get hit by a bullet. You lose one health point.
DeletedUser
Thats not new
DeletedUser
I know, i was adding to the stupid injuries that Elmyr posted, hence the quote.
DeletedUser
Opps my bad
my badDeletedUser
Burglary:
You fall down the stairs in the dark. You lose 3 health points.
DeletedUser
First time doing the job but couldn't find it in any other threads:
Transporting Prisoners:
You get into a fight with a criminal. You lose 304 health points.
Transporting Prisoners:
DeletedUser
Looks new.
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Someone does a Chuck Norris punch on you. You lose 351 health points.
That has to be new!
That's a little hard to believe...
DeletedUser
What are you quoteing?