Worst injury when working?

DeletedUser

Ive gotten badly sunburned for -18 hp

But yet ive been hit by a bullet for -8 hp....
 

DeletedUser

"You walk to the edge of the cliff. A eagle hits you. You lost 23 health points."

"You fall down. You break your back on a rock. You lost 183 health points."

"Five vultures attack you. You lost 133 health points."

Someone please tell me, cn this day get any worse?

"You got hit on the head by a moderator. You lost 50 health points."

You god damn mod!

"You got banned. You lost all of your health points."
 

DeletedUser

Job finished: Tanning deer skinToday at 6:14 PM
Tanning deer skin
You cut yourself on your knife. You lose 25 health points.
 

DeletedUser

ive got 4 gold nuggets as we speak but they only worth like $8



Your spade goes straight through your foot and into the ground where oil starts to bubble forth and you become an instant millioniare, but all is in vain becuase the price of oil is suddenly driven through the roof and you become penniless because no one can afford to buy it!

aaw heck:(
 
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DeletedUser

the thread isnt named "how much health have you lost", learn to read, mr illiterate
 

DeletedUser

i believe i just got quoted twice .. that makes me cool :cool:
oh well.. i'm making friends.. yay?
.. AQ / DF.. used to.. eek.. i'm gonna get done for spam soon
 

DeletedUser

Lol, you're wierd.
Anyway, you can't beat me!
I'll pwn you at weirdness!
 

DeletedUser

nope, weird and proud.. maybe this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.. then you see us :D
so erm.. i rules?
 

DeletedUser

I'm a hard worker as you can see, and I guess I'm a bit unlucky :S

You get a bad sunburn. You lose 9 health points.
You get a bad sunburn. You lose 10 health points.
You get a bad sunburn. You lose 9 health points.
You hit your thumb with a hammer You lose 7 health points.
You drive your spade into your foot. You lose 6 health points.
You hit your thumb with a hammer You lose 12 health points.
You drive your spade into your foot. You lose 1 health point.
 

DeletedUser

Your Pe*is has been Cutted by your ex-wife. You lose an website, a home, 7 cats, 200,000$ and 9000 health points.
 
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