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My dear friend, you have indeed met the Great JM.
Give me a break Hellstromm. I never argued the Onion because I know that it is humor. Stupid humor, but humor none the less.
OK, could you haters lighten up?
My dear friend, you have indeed met the Great JM.
Give me a break Hellstromm. I never argued the Onion because I know that it is humor. Stupid humor, but humor none the less.
OK, could you haters lighten up?
DeletedUser
Ok you have all been worshiping an imposter. That onion is a tomato in disguise.
DeletedUser
So apparently I am an ignorant fool, and you all want people to join this club and push your 'religion' on others? That sounds like Christianity to me.And that's pretty much why I'm not religious...oh, that and the whole 'god' thing...
We are all ignorant fools, lest the Onion unveils his layers unto us.
Thus light shines into our lives.
That said, the Onion does not force himself upon you, but rather leads you to him. All false prophets shall wither into the dusts of time. Onion perseveres.
The Great Onion is more than a divine glowing orb in the sky, the Onion is an idea, principles, and the way to a great, happy, and maybe even a healthy life. Read ye the wisdom of the Onion, for I am its Prophet.
So many of you have recived a glimpse of wisdom from the infite layers, and I wish that I one day too will come to see those truths wichs you have witnessed. May Onion guide my mind into openess, may its divine wisdom keep my mind critical to those whom would taint it with prejudice and blindness. May logic prevail over faith, may wisdom conquer ignorance, may we all trancend into perfect beings, for Onion is eternal and we are not.
Embrace the Onion, and ye shall not walk in blindness and ignorance as this poor soul:
Ok you have all been worshiping an imposter. That onion is a tomato in disguise.
DeletedUser
Do you want to be warm for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!! The real god is the guy sitting behind me asking for a pencil
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Do you want to be warm for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!! The real god is the guy sitting behind me asking for a pencil
I am God, that is to say, each man is their own god.
DeletedUser
wait a second its you. stop it i dont have a pencile.
DeletedUser
Except I haven't found any list of principles...all I read when I search is 'hail the onion' which isn't a principle, but a catchphrase...
And it doesn't seem to be anywhere else on the web, unless you all refer to the Unitarian Universalist Association which has a structure shaped like an onion... http://www.valleyonion.org/php/feature/uu/uu.php
However, their lists of beliefs are not what I see displayed in the 'you are wrong and the onion is right' posts I see all over the place. So can you enlighten me, what are your principles and practices when following this onion?
DeletedUser8950
The only way to defeat the Onion is to find a force more powerful then the Onion, which sadly enough for the wicked anti-onion, does not yet exist.
DeletedUser
That doesn't really answer my question...unless you weren't talking to me...because I certainly wasn't asking 'how can I defeat the onion?'
DeletedUser8950
Nope I wasn't responding to you lolThat doesn't really answer my question...unless you weren't talking to me...because I certainly wasn't asking 'how can I defeat the onion?'
DeletedUser8950
Precisely, brother diggo, Onion is being revealed as the only true religion.
DeletedUser
This is biased.Really, you people are so ignorant you don't realise that there's more people than yourselves.I thought Elmyr was nice, but he is now a Believer in the Pretender(Onion)
DeletedUser8950
You're the pretender, your "religion" is just a cheap knock-off of the Onion...
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My God is not the Pretender!If you Onionites believe you are more holy than Cornians then you are wrong, my dear person.If you wish to continue flaming my God and myself, then be prepared for infractions.
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Thou shall never question in Elmyr's doings. Whatever he does is approved by Onion.
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It's approved by the Pretender.One who has no knowledge & no love.Only interested in destroying dates(bad breath) & making people look like wimps(crying).
DeletedUser
Is that all you think Onion can do? The powers of the Onion are limitless.
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Don't confuse your own sad experiences with what it means to be an Onionite.
/chuckle
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My sad experience?What do you know about my life?