Translation Party

[DeletedUser14280]

Watson, you idiot. It means someone has stolen our tent.
Watson is a fool. Is that our tent has been stolen from someone.
Dr. Watson is a fool. We are being stolen from people's tents.
Dr. Watson is a fool. Our people have stolen from the tent.
Dr. Watson is a fool. We have stolen from the people of the tent.
Dr. Watson is a fool. We who have stolen from our tent.
Dr. Watson is a fool. We have stolen from our tent.
Dr. Watson is a fool. We have been stolen from the tent.
Dr. Watson is a fool. We have been stolen from the tent.

 

[DeletedUser]

Translation party gives you a good laugh.
The translator provides a good laugh.
Translator, and laughing.
Translator is laughing.
Translated laughing.
Translated laughter.
Translation laughter.

 

[DeletedUser14280]

Nothing can come of nothing: speak again.
Nothing can come nothing: speak again.
What say again: nothing can come.
Say anything: you can get anything.
I'll tell you what: you can get something.
I: I'll tell you what you can get.
I: I'll tell you what you can get.

 

[DeletedUser618]

I've got a never ending love for you
I have never-ending love for you
I have never, for the love of your period
I am far, for the love of your age
I have so far for the love of your age
I have the love of your age ever
I have to love your age
I'm loving your age
I'm loving your age

 

[DeletedUser]

Nothing personal, Celxius.

There's more than one way to skin a cat.
2 by more than one way, the cat's skin.
2 in more ways than one, the skin of cats.
Two or more than one way to skin a cat.
One way to skin one or two more than one cat.
The skin over one or two cats, one of two ways.
The skin over one or two cats, two ways.
One or two cats, two or more skin.
One or two cats, two or more skin.

 

[DeletedUser618]

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Have you yourself a merry little Christmas
Do yourself a merry little Christmas may
Christmas may not my most cheerful
May not my brightest Christmas
May is my Christmas bright
I have five bright Christmas
I have one bright Christmas 5
I was one of the five have a bright Christmas
I was one of five, Christmas light
Christmas lights, I was one 5
The Christmas lights, I'm 5 years old
The Christmas lights, I'm 5 years old

 

[DeletedUser]

Heh, nice one, Onyx.

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
Means that one single Misutagurinchi.
In other words, one Misutagurinchi.
In other words, 1 Misutagurinchi you.
In other words, 1 Misutagurinchi you.

Another one that won't achieve equilibrium:

There are three words which best describe you and I quote: stink, stank, stunk.

I was two for two in the form of two words: one for information, but contains the smell of the past, one of the best of the past three hours.

I thought this one was funny just for the way it kept going back and forth between crocodile and alligator:

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
All the gentle sweetness of a seasick crocodile You
Alligators all sweetness and mild seasickness
Crocodiles are seasick all sweetness and mild
Crocodiles are the alcohol and sweetness of all soft
Alligators, and alcohol, the sweetness of all soft
Crocodile, alcohol, the sweetness of all soft
Crocodile, alcohol, sweetness of all soft
Crocodile, alcohol, sweetness of all soft

 

[DeletedUser618]

A penny for your thoughts
A penny for my thoughts
Penny for my thoughts
Penny for my thoughts

 

[DeletedUser]

THIS is interesting. I did it once without a period at the end so I redid it.

The Onion loves you.
I love onions.
I love the onion.
I love the onion.

The Onion loves you
You love the onion
You will love the onion
You will love the onion

For this one to work, I changed the last word to "dwell" from "dwel", so it's no longer a palindrome.

Evil did I live, lewd did I dwell.
I am evil, I lived in obscene lived.
I'm evil, obscene lived I lived.
I'm bad, I was living in obscene lived.
I lived I lived in a bad porno.
I lived in lived in a bad porn.
I lived in lived in a bad porn.

 

[DeletedUser]

Christmas quests must be finished by 6th January
Christmas Quest must be completed one year 6 Mon
Christmas Quest must be completed one year and six month
Christmas Quest 1 and 6 years must be completed in January
Christmas 1994 Quest must be completed one month
Christmas 1994 Quest must be completed one month

 

[fossil1999]

oh Christmas tree!
oh Christmas tree!
oh Christmas tree!
how i love you!
oh Christmas tree!
oh Christmas tree!
oh Christmas tree!
how i love Christmas!

 

[DeletedUser]

I'll do from english to japanese

These waste depots are the only places where honest criminals like us can work today
これらの廃棄物のデポが私たちのような誠実な犯罪者今日は仕事ができる唯一の場所がある
Today's criminals like our sincere waste depot is the only place they can work
当社の誠実な廃棄物のデポのような今日の犯罪者は、働くことのできる唯一の場所です
Today's depots, such as a criminal waste of our good faith is the only place that can work
我々の善意の犯罪廃棄物など、今日のデポは、働くことのできる唯一の場所です
And criminal waste of our good intentions, the depot today is the only place that can work
そして、我々の善意の犯罪廃棄物は、デポは本日、働くことのできる唯一の場所です
And we innocent of the crime waste depot today is the only place that can work
そして、今日は、働くことのできる唯一の場所です犯罪廃棄物の保管庫の罪
And today is guilty of criminal waste depot is the only place that can work
そして、今日の犯罪廃棄物のデポで有罪とされて働くことのできる唯一の場所です
And the only place that can work is found guilty of crimes of today's waste depot

From "These waste depots are the only places where honest criminals like us can work today" to "And the only place that can work is found guilty of crimes of today's waste depot"

 

[DeletedUser]

You have to remove the Japanese because some of the unicode characters screw up the display.

The noise in my attic was a raccoon, not a squirrel.
Noise in the attic of my raccoon, the squirrel was.
Noise of the raccoon in my attic was a squirrel.
In my attic, a raccoon was squirrel noise.
In my attic, a raccoon squirrel noise.
My attic, the Tanukirisunoizu.
My attic, Tanukirisunoizu.
My attic, Tanukirisunoizu.

Apparently Tanukirisunoizu is Japanese for raccoon squirrel noise.

 

[DeletedUser13682]

To be or not to be, that is the question
Whether the problem is that it is
That issue is whether
Whether it is a problem
Whether it is a problem

 

[DeletedUser]

The early bird gets the worm and yet all good things come to those who wait.
Early bird, worm, gets all came to wait for good news yet.
Early bird, worms, get, all the good news is still awaited.
Early birds, worms, get, all waiting for good news.
Early birds, worms, all waiting to get the good news.
Early birds get the good news waiting for all the worms.
Early bird gets the worm all waiting for good news.
Early morning, waiting for the worms to get all the good news.
Morning to get all the good news is waiting for the worms.
Morning to get all the good news is waiting for the worms.


Not if there's a robin nearby.

 

[DeletedUser]

To be or not to be, that is the question
Whether the problem is that it is
That issue is whether
Whether it is a problem
Whether it is a problem

Psst, the first one I did. Post #7 on the first page:

To be or not to be, that is the question.
Whether, please be a problem.
Whether there is a problem please.
Please issue is whether.
Whether the problem please.
Please issue of whether.
Whether the following issues.
Whether the following issues.

Funny how much of a difference that period makes.

 

[DeletedUser618]

That's the sound of the men working on the chain gang
This is the sound of the work of a man in chains
This chain is the sound of the human work
This chain is the sound of the human work

 

[nashy19]

A chair eats the realm under the nearer speaker.
Under a chair, eating a realm close to speakers.
Under the chair, eating speakers, close to the realm.
Under the chair, eat, speakers, close to the realm.
Under the chair, eating area near the speakers.
Close to the speaker's chair in the dining area.
The dining area is located near the speaker's chair.
The dining area is located near the Speaker's chair.

 

[DeletedUser]

Is this a dagger I see before me?
Please dagger you see before me?
Please Please is a dagger you see before me?
What is your dagger Purizupurizu Please see before me?
What is your dagger Purizupurizu please see before me please?
Purizupurizu your dagger before, what you see please please me?
Please please do me a dagger Purizupurizu before you?
Before Purizupurizumi, Purizupurizu What dagger?
Purizupurizumi, Purizupurizu before a dagger like?
Purizupurizumi, Purizupurizu like a dagger before?
Purizupurizumi, Purizupurizu like a dagger before?

 

[DeletedUser]

peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
Pickled peppers Peter Piper pick a peck
Peck pickled peppers Peter Piper pick
Peck Pitapaipapikkuappu pickled peppers
Pitapaipapikkuappu peck pickled peppers
Pitapaipapikkuappu peck pickled peppers

I think that actually got harder with the translation ..