Translation Party

DeletedUser14280


Do you know what Translation Party is?
It's this site where you can enter a phrase, and get it translated from English to Japanese, then back into English, then back into Japanese, then back into English...​

As it goes on, your original message gets more and more garbled.
It's quite fun to find ones that...well, here's a rare find.

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Starting in English...
That actually makes sense.

into Japanese
実際に意味があります。

back into English
Actually makes sense.

back into Japanese
実際には意味がありません。

back into English
Actually does not make sense.

back into Japanese
実際には意味をなさない。

back into English
In fact meaningless.

back into Japanese
実際には無意味。

back into English
In fact meaningless.
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It stops when the translation stops messing up, by the way.
I invite you all to have a go at it, and post the funniest ones here!
 

DeletedUser

will u like to be my girlfriend?
彼女が私の希望ですか?

Want me to her?
私は彼女にしたいですか?

will u be my girlfriend?
あなたが私のガールフレンドれるのですか?

How do I get my girlfriend?
彼女はどうすればよいのですか?

What is she to do?
彼女は何を行うには何ですか?

What is she to do?


:laugh:Lol fun but really scary.
 

DeletedUser

let's go!
I want to know how this ends up
into Japanese
知っておきたいこの方法を終了する
back into English
I want to know how this ends
back into Japanese
私はどのように終わるかを知りたい
back into English
I want to know how the end
back into Japanese
私が知りたいの方法を終了
back into English
I want to know how to quit
back into Japanese
どのように終了するかを知りたい
back into English
Want to know how to quit
back into Japanese
をどのように終了を知っている
back into English
Know how close
back into Japanese
ノウハウを閉じる
back into English
Close tips

back into Japanese
ヒントを閉じる

back into English
Close tips
 

DeletedUser618

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" became "One 12:59 1 2 3 1 hour, 1 block, the first two minutes, the hand is worth two birds" but they said it didn't make that much sense in English. Hummph, It is a well known proverb.
 

DeletedUser

Hey, Celxius ... this one is inspired by your very own quote from the Tempest!

"oh brave new world that has such people in it into Japanese
それはそのような人がオハイオ州の勇敢な新しい世界
back into English
It's a brave new world of such people in Ohio
back into Japanese
これはオハイオ州のような人々の勇敢な新しい世界の
back into English
Ohio, which many people like the brave new world
back into Japanese
オハイオ州は、勇敢な新しい世界のように多くの人々
back into English
Ohio, like many people in our brave new world
back into Japanese
オハイオ州、私たちの勇敢な新しい世界の多くの人のように
back into English
Ohio, like many of our brave new world

back into Japanese
オハイオ州、私たちの勇敢な新しい世界の多くのような

back into English
Ohio, like many of our brave new world"

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare wasn't thinking of Ohio when he had Prospero cast adrift in the middle of nowhere!

 

DeletedUser

Let's get this party started!

into Japanese
のこのパーティーを開始しよう!

back into English
To start this party!

back into Japanese
このパーティーを開始する!

back into English
Start this party!

back into Japanese
このパーティスタート!

back into English
This party started!


back into Japanese
このパーティは始まった!


back into English
This party started!
 

DeletedUser

To be or not to be, that is the question.
Whether, please be a problem.
Whether there is a problem please.
Please issue is whether.
Whether the problem please.
Please issue of whether.
Whether the following issues.
Whether the following issues.
 
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DeletedUser

Elmyr, being Elmyr, is undoubtedly the finest player the West has ever known.

back into English
Hory, Hory is, he is best known to the West for sure.

back into English
Holy, Holy, he is best known for sure in the west.




 
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DeletedUser

Elmyr has alot of knowledge. into Japanese
エルミアの知識をたくさん持っている。

back into English
Hory have a lot of knowledge.

back into Japanese
ホーリーの知識がたくさんある。

back into English
A lot of knowledge of the Holy.

back into Japanese
聖霊の知識の多くの。

back into English
Many of the knowledge of the Holy Spirit.


back into Japanese
聖霊の知識の多くは。


back into English
Many of the knowledge of the Holy Spirit.
 

fossil1999

Well-Known Member
clone troopers are better than droids,
クローンは歩兵より良いしドロイド、アール
clone troopers are better than droids,
クローンは歩兵より良いしドロイド、アール
 

DeletedUser

Houston we have a problem
Houston we have a problem we are
Houston is our people and our problems
Houston, our nation and our people is a matter of
Houston, we have our state and national issues
Houston, we have state and national issues
Houston, we have state and national issues

Japanese and Chinese unicode characters cause display problems sometimes. If y'all would be so kind as to just post the English from now on we will avoid them.
 

DeletedUser

once upon a time there was a little girl into Japanese
時間がある度に女の子だった
back into English
There once was a girl at the time
back into Japanese
が1回の時に女の子だった
back into English
The girl was one of the times when
back into Japanese
少女は1回だったときに
back into English
Times when one girl was
back into Japanese
タイムズ紙が一人の女の子だった
back into English
The Times was one girl who
back into Japanese
タイムズ一人の女の子だったのですが
back into English
The Times is one of the girls was
back into Japanese
Timesは、女の子だったのです
back into English
The Times reports that it was a girl
back into Japanese
タイムズ紙によると、それは女の子だった
back into English
According to the Times, it was a girl
back into Japanese
ニューヨークタイムズ紙によると、少女だった
back into English
According to the New York Times, was a girl

back into Japanese
ニューヨークタイムズ紙によると、少女だった

back into English
According to the New York Times, was a girl

Equilibrium found!
That's deep, man.
 

DeletedUser

christmas is a time for giving, and for recieving gifts from santa claus
Christmas is a time to give and receive gifts from Santa Claus
To give a Christmas gift from Santa Claus receives is the time
It is time to give Christmas presents received from Santa Claus
Received from the present time to give a Christmas Santa Claus
Received from the current time, giving Christmas Santa Claus
From the current time, gives Santa Claus a Christmas reception
From the current time, given the reception of Christmas Santa Claus
The time now is designated to receive the post Christmas Santa Claus
Christmas Santa Claus post has been designated to receive the current time
Christmas Santa Claus post has been designated to receive the current time
 
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DeletedUser


Japanese and Chinese unicode characters cause display problems sometimes. If y'all would be so kind as to just post the English from now on we will avoid them.


My bologna has a first name it's oscar, my bologna has a second name it's mayer
My bologna that Oscar Meyer Bologna, I have two first names with the names of second
Osukamaiyaboronya Maiboronya the first two names my name the second one
Osukamaiyaboronya Maiboronya the first two names are my name, second
Osukamaiyaboronya Maiboronya the first two names are my name, the first two
Osukamaiyaboronya Maiboronya my first two names are names of the first two
My first two Osukamaiyaboronya Maiboronya first name is the name of one of two
Osukamaiyaboronya Maiboronya my first two names is the name of one of the first two.
My first two Osukamaiyaboronya Maiboronya the first two is the name of one single name.
My first two Osukamaiyaboronya Maiboronya the first two is the name of one single name.

No idea where all the twos came from!

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun.
2 sesame bread with special sauce all three of the beef, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onion pate.
Beef, lettuce, cheese, pickles, pate special source of all three in one of two onion sesame bread.
Two sesame bread beef 2 onions, lettuce, cheese, pickles, all three one patty is a special source.
Two two two sesame bread beef, onion, lettuce, cheese, pickles, all three sources is one special putty.
2 2 two sesame bread, beef, onion, lettuce, cheese, pickles, all three sources is one of two special putty.
2 2 two sesame bread, beef, onion, lettuce, cheese, pickles, all three sources with two one is a special putty.
2 2 two sesame bread, beef, onion, lettuce, cheese, pickles, two of three all-source one is a special putty.
2 2 2 sesame bread one, two three one one source for all beef, onion, lettuce, cheese, pickles, is a special putty.
2 2 2 2 sesame bread every one beef, onion, lettuce, cheese, and two three one source, pickles, is a special putty.
2 2 2 2 sesame bread for each one of beef, onion, lettuce, cheese, and two three one source, pickles, is a special putty.
Beef, onion, lettuce, cheese, each of the 122,222 sesame bread, and two three one source, pickles, is a special putty.
Beef, onion, lettuce, cheese, bread sesame 122,222 each, one two three sources, pickles, is a special putty.
Beef, onion, lettuce, cheese, bread, sesame 122,222 each, one two three sources, pickles, is a special putty.
Beef, onion, lettuce, cheese, bread, sesame 122,222 each, one two three sources, pickles, is a special putty.
 
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DeletedUser

walking in a winter wonderland
Winter wonderland walk
Winter Wonderland Walk
Winter Wandarandouoku
Winter Wandarandouoku

I would be grateful if any-one could enlighten me ....just what the hell is Wandarandouoku :laugh:
 

DeletedUser14280

BUT, this's not an ordinary sentence at all!
However, this is not at all normal text!
But all this, the text is not normal!
However, this is no ordinary text!
However, this is normal text!
However, this is normal text!
 

DeletedUser

The West, is just the best.
West is simply the best.
Just west is the best.
Is now the best in the west.
It is now the best in the west.

Lol?
 

DeletedUser

Damn, you're making this challenging. It's relatively easy to find one that's entertaining and way off, but the exact opposite? Now that's a challenge.
 

DeletedUser14280

I used to be able to screw up alphabet soup like you wouldn't believe.
 

DeletedUser

Give me two eggs and three slices of bacon for breakfast please.
Please breakfast. Three eggs and two bacon slices one me.
Please breakfast. Two to three eggs and one of my two slices of bacon.
Please breakfast. 2-3 eggs 1 slice of bacon is one of my two.
Please breakfast. February 3, egg, 1 slice of bacon is one of my two.

Where did February 3 come from? :huh:
 
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