The Church of the Glorious 42

[DeletedUser]

Peanuts: 24-78
The Second Coming of 42 is an event where 42 will appear on Earth in a human form, give us a speech, and then the universe will fizzle away into nothing. Then, based on the quality of people's lives and their reverence, be sent to the appropriate section of Afterlife. (see Macadamia: 11-96)

 

[DeletedUser]

Nazereth?

Oh, I didn't get that until I looked up Nazareth! (laughs)

 

[DeletedUser14280]

I hope this isn't the church that Solo prophecised would bring down the Onion.

 

[DeletedUser]

Nazereth: Hair of the Dog. Good song

 

[DeletedUser]

"Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"

 

[DeletedUser]

Im gonna stay away from this church stuff.

 

[DeletedUser]

(Religious passage)

I just made this up off the top of my head.

Wow, what a thoroughly believable faith! One you just make up off the top of your head!

 

[DeletedUser]

Im gonna stay away from this church stuff.

Heathen!

 

[DeletedUser]

I didn't realize that I got the post number 42 (laughs). 42 rewards those who serve her with miracles.

For example, today I was at a school event and the people chose me to come down from the bleachers (and help). Coincidence?

And by the way, Oisin, I very seriously doubt John Rose gave the Onion any thought when he invented it.

 

[DeletedUser]

I didn't realize that I got the post number 42 (laughs). 42 rewards those who serve her with miracles.

For example, today I was at a school event and the people chose me to come down from the bleachers (and help). Coincidence?

And by the way, Oisin, I very seriously doubt John Rose gave the Onion any thought when he invented it.

Then do prowl the forum for the history.

 

[DeletedUser]

42 isn't actually the "answer" to life, universe, and everything. It is meant that the wieght of the universe (i have no idea how they figured it out) is the number 3 followed by 42 zeros, which i guess is how people got the idea that 42 i the answer to the universe.

 

[DeletedUser]

Oh, so that's where Adams got it from.

I still refuse to denounce my beliefs. Trainman, you are now officially a Lesser Idolater.

 

[DeletedUser]

Reason has never been your strongsuit, eh?

 

[DeletedUser]

????????????

Lesser Idolater.

?

 

[DeletedUser]

If you're in the Church of the Onion that makes you a "Greater Idolater". John Rose is the King of the Idolaters, because he is the person most-hated by 42 on here.

 

[DeletedUser]

If you're in the Church of the Onion that makes you a "Greater Idolater". John Rose is the King of the Idolaters, because he is the person most-hated by 42 on here.

lol.

Your posts are both ridicules and pathetic.

 

[DeletedUser14280]

lol.

Your posts are both ridicules and pathetic.

John, how would you like it if someone came along to the church of the onion and labelled you a failure, idiot, etc. every other post?
Because I think that's what you're doing here.
Lay off for once and leave Thomas and everyone else to have their church.

 

[DeletedUser]

John, how would you like it if someone came along to the church of the onion and labelled you a failure, idiot, etc. every other post?
Because I think that's what you're doing here.
Lay off for once and leave Thomas and everyone else to have their church.

Oh, I don't apprecaite that at all, but newsflash;
People stop by spam it all the time, and several people have done their best to spam it to death.

 

[DeletedUser14280]

People stop by spam it all the time, and several people have done their best to spam it to death.

That always happens, you don't have to do it yourself.

 

[DeletedUser]

Gte off your pedestal.

Creating a Church to worship something mentioned in the books of an atheist is ludicrus,
and you know it.