The Church of Spam

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Down with the Church of Spam! We will burn your churches and drive you from this forum in the name of the Onion!
 

DeletedUser

Onion does not encourage violence.

We leave that to those other quasi-religions.
For instance the one where you worship a zombie-jew.
 

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Lisa (reading from book): The ancient Indians worshiped the natural world around them; the wind, the sun, wildlife.
Bart: Thank god we finally came to our senses, and worship a carpenter who lived 2000 years ago.
- The Simpsons
 

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Lisa (reading from book): The ancient Indians worshiped the natural world around them; the wind, the sun, wildlife.
Bart: Thank god we finally came to our senses, and worship a carpenter who lived 2000 years ago.
- The Simpsons

Simpsons are idiots...
 

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It's actually one of the cleverest shows around, when it wants to be.

And if you don't like it, you're in the minority. And it's a very small minority.
 
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