The Church of Spam

DeletedUser

Just typed it into Word. Red underline.
Just typed it into Wikipedia. Red link.

It isn't a word. Thanks for failing.
 

DeletedUser8950

Fail reason no 3. Because...

Now @ op: go to church of the giz or something instead of wasting more forum space.
 

DeletedUser

HINDUIST IS A WORD! Moving on from that awful clingy Irishman, SPAM IS THE ULTIMATE FAITH! Why you may ask? Because Spam is the only one which can improve your stock portfolio, Spam is the only one where you can get a good job at, Spam is what cheap people eat, and SPAM IS SPAM!
 

DeletedUser

So SPAM is the ultimate tool of Capitalism?
That makes it pretty much the worst thing you could possibly worship.

Now, please explain how Hinduist is a word, when it is not in any Dictionary, Encyclopedia, Thesaurus, or any piece of writing ever written. It isn't on Word. It isn't on Wikipedia. Even if you go on the Hinduism page, if you do Ctrl+F, you don't get any results. It isn't a word. Let it go.
 

DeletedUser

Just google it! And watch a few shows concerning India and its religion! You'll hear it!
 

DeletedUser

Or I could just ask a Hindu mate of mine. He's never heard the word before.

And as the word doesn't exist in any language, it's not a word.
 

DeletedUser

HINDUIST IS A WORD ARE YOU SAYING IT RIGHT! And of course SPAM is a tool of capitalism! Is there anything wrong with that? Or are you, GASP, a commy?
 

DeletedUser

I'm a Socialist, and, like every intelligent person, I spit in the face of Capitalist pigs.

And the word is Hindu. It has no synonyms. For the final time, Hinduist is not a word. This is the first time I have ever heard anyone say that it was. And I honestly can't believe that people think that it is.
 

DeletedUser

GAUGH! I give up you are hopeless! I should mention that because of its underlying concepts SPAM is extremely pro capitalism! FOR SPAM represents all that is good in capitalism! Every day 100s of people open a can of SPAM and are saved from starvation! Everyday SPAM is sent to someone in the mail and they burn it for heat! On the other hand socialism is neither tasty, nor fun, nor enjoyable, IT SUCKS!
 

DeletedUser

I doubt the world will ever get a better indication of just how godawful Capitalism is.

So thank you.
 

DeletedUser

And remember which of us can get to you without having to cross an Ocean. ;)
 

DeletedUser

And remember which one of us can stay sober long enough to remember to hold a grudge!

Wait, which one is that again?
 
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