DeletedUser
I'm gonna peel the potatoes out of the sacks, and I can kick a football better than Neil Rackers.
I shot a snail
I shot a snail
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DeletedUser
I gotta bail!
Frag out!
Frag out!
DeletedUser14280
Black snout!
Rocket to Venus!
Rocket to Venus!
DeletedUser
Wash it to cleanness!
I crashed one day in the pouring rain.
I crashed one day in the pouring rain.
DeletedUser
My god you people are a major pain.
Clear the stands of superficiality.
Clear the stands of superficiality.
DeletedUser14280
Ollieman stands for abnormality.
I used to wear socks, but they got holes.
I used to wear socks, but they got holes.
DeletedUser
I saw the small pox take twenty souls.
Barry buried the berry bush.
Barry buried the berry bush.
DeletedUser
Harry carried the scary tush.
Orange bidets have purple spaldings.
Orange bidets have purple spaldings.
DeletedUser22685
The boy's mum gave him regular scaldings.
The teenager was filled with angst.
The teenager was filled with angst.
DeletedUser
To flee danger, Boss killed with blanks.
The hedgehog has encountered many foes.
The hedgehog has encountered many foes.
DeletedUser
Drege hogged many a manger.
Popeye's chicken is the shiznit!
Popeye's chicken is the shiznit!
Deleted User - 819397
My brother is a dimwit!
What can I do with this slice of ham...?
What can I do with this slice of ham...?
DeletedUser
How do I open this jar of jam?
I gotta go eat so chicken
I gotta go eat so chicken
DeletedUser22685
The little kitten was panic-stricken.
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Deleted User - 819397
I wasn't a part of that schism...
Instead I was eating hot dogs and pringles!
Instead I was eating hot dogs and pringles!
DeletedUser22685
Meh, I'd rather eat some Fruit Tingles.
Kid, stop that, you look like a fairy.
Kid, stop that, you look like a fairy.
DeletedUser
A lid! Pop that, won't you Harry?
To perfect my life, I became a poet.
To perfect my life, I became a poet.
DeletedUser
The grass became long so I decided to mow it....
Pepsi is the best beverage of all....
Pepsi is the best beverage of all....
DeletedUser
Dr. P takes the leverage, y'all...
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!
DeletedUser22685
Rick Astley is such a clown.
Of my sins I need to repent.
Of my sins I need to repent.
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