Rhyme it!

[DeletedUser14280]

Only on Thursday?

You want this call and you cannot lie.

 

[DeletedUser]

I like my ball, I must reply!

I have a ball, not three or four.

 

[DeletedUser22685]

I hit my head against the door.

Doors are normally made of wood.

 

[DeletedUser14280]

Who restarted this thread? That wasn't very good.

Has anyone seen my pelt on the clothesline?

 

[DeletedUser22685]

I killed myself by stepping on a landmine.

Celxius started the thread that rhymes.

 

[DeletedUser14280]

I regret my impulsiveness at times.

I have a bottle of tomato sauce.

 

[DeletedUser22685]

Sorry mate, I don't speak Norse.

That tree over there is very tall.

 

[DeletedUser]

My wee little bear is very small.

I love to ride on my tricycle.

 

[DeletedUser22685]

I stuck my tongue to an icicle.

Headshot BOOM! And you are dead.

 

[DeletedUser14280]

I played DOOM before going to bed.

This documentary is quite the farce.

 

[DeletedUser]

This-a mockumentary, mushrooms aren't scarce! p)

Im-a Mario!

 

[DeletedUser22685]

Play the guitar-io (lol).

Go and sit on that bench.

 

[DeletedUser]

Because you're all drench??? (sorry if that's wrong but I'm Dutch )



This lamp is too bright.

 

[DeletedUser22685]

I'll put a rope around your neck and pull it tight.

I love resting on the couch.

 

[DeletedUser]

A dove nesting on a grouch.

L O L

 

[DeletedUser14280]

A pell mell,
dash for the big fat school bell.

 

[DeletedUser]

Dude, I'm not getting a dell.

The world is spinning

 

[DeletedUser]

The *mumbles* is winning!

Orange is cool

 

[DeletedUser14280]

"Hey, hey Apple! Knife."

Gonna play pool.

I pity da' fool.

 

[DeletedUser]

I'm a frilly new ooh-ll.

I gotta snack on some cracker jacks, Jack, lest ye be back from da sack withthem crackers.