Rhyme it!

DeletedUser14280

Alright, this is a game where you edit a sentence (for laughs) while still rhyming.

For example:

Post 1:
I like to eat cake.

Post 2:
I aim to meet Jake.

Hurry, let's see Big Ben.

Post 3:
Ferrari in the pig pen.

Your Majesty is a twit.

Post 4:
Your badger stinks a bit.



Get the idea? I'll start.

Planet Venus has a flying pig.
 

DeletedUser

I won't fall for your traps... It doesn't take a rocket scientist what you were trying to get me to say!



Sorry for being off topic, but I tried for almost 20 minutes to think of something that rhymes with that, and the only one I came up with was less than PG-13...


Can I start another one? If someone can rhyme his by all means, ignore this post... otherwise:


My uncle smokes a pack a day.
 

DeletedUser14280

x.Peter.x said:
I won't fall for your traps... It doesn't take a rocket scientist what you were trying to get me to say!
Click to expand...
Was it really that obvious?
Genus rhymes with Venus too, if you still wanted to do it.

My uncle smokes a pack a day.
Click to expand...
I saw a Mario Bros. hack today.

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I moored a boat just off the jetty.
 

DeletedUser

By Genus you mean Genius? At first, I had: "Damnit, Genius is a lying fib" - but it didn't make ANY sense at all :p



Can you not post two sentences? It is making this game extremely confusing.



continuing:

Hey there Fabio, hows that play?
 

DeletedUser14280

Huh? I didn't post two sentences.
I posted an answer to the smoking one, and then a new one, the boat one.

Oh, whatever.

I'd gone fishing and caught a cray.

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My watch goes around in an endless loop.
↑ Answer that one.
 

DeletedUser

My cool car is considered a coupe.

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I like to eat lamas...
 

DeletedUser

This topic fails. Can we PLEASE start over, using words that are POSSIBLE to rhyme?

Also, can we not have two sentences? This topic wreaks of SABOTAGE.


Staying on topic:



I write to defeat drama.
 

DeletedUser

I can rhyme mine... I had dinner with a obama. Done, wasn't hard at all. And you are supposed to use two sentences. One to answer the above, and one to keep the game going. And what you wrote rhymes, so I don't see a problem with it.

You forgot to use a comma.

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I threw the body in the sack.
 

DeletedUser

I have a particular keenness toward that mall

We walk away with the money
 

DeletedUser

We shall all rob a bank and get caught by the fuzz.

Not great, but at least it's better than nothing (That's my sentence)
 

DeletedUser

The bait feast was huffing.

The person below me has the wrong thread.
 

DeletedUser14280

That's true, I was looking for Left 4 Dead.

Did you see that man, on top of that rig?
 

DeletedUser

I see that can, doin' that jig.

Coach is the best, bu for burger tank he must rest.
 

DeletedUser14280

Oh yes, I have GLADOS to thank for the test.

You'll surely avoid scurvy if you eat an orange.
...No, I jest. Here's the real one.

The bomb is made from yellow cake.
 

DeletedUser

The somb(?) is mellow, Jake.

Ellis' freind is Keith, who ain't so meek.
Or
Rochelle is hell.
 

DeletedUser

please, for the love of God, don't be a geek


i farted on your mother.
 
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