Oisenallen vs David Schofield

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Ollieman said:
I'm going to try to get a question in between spam attacks. My question is:
  1. Does the Onion offer any sort of afterlife?
  2. If so, what is it like?
Hurry up before laffite and/or mireyclay get here.
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No.

No carrot, no stick.
No gods, no masters.

There is but one life, and this is it.

Onion wishes you to be happy, wise, and enjoy your lfie.
Live by the teacings of his layers, and thus it will be.

Seek the light, seek wisdom, seek enjoyment and pleasure.

Life is good, and we have but one.
 

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Or live by the teachings of the POTATO! Whole countries have depended on it for survival!
 

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Not exactly reliable, are they?

And we may be small, but we account for 40% of Americans and 30% of Australians. And many more Canadians, New Zealanders, South Africans, etc.
 

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How mean of you Monsiuer! GAHAGAGAGAAGGAGAAG! Who ever heard of the mighty legions of onion?
 

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Any potato-related misspelling will label you as a Dan Quayle wannabe.
 

DeletedUser

Ahhh, but I did not say anything of Onion legions other than they fail to exist, man who sees too much of a big picture!
 

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I think we need to get back on topic...who is better oisin or david?????
 

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Obviously Oisin is better, for he is wise and a young man. However, if he was my age (15) It would be a good and challenging debate to decide upon.
 
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