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The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door,

(FYI? Acronyms are allowed as one word, if they're sensible.)
 

DeletedUser13682

The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear
 

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The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie, what are you
 

DeletedUser14280

The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie.
"What are you thinking?" asked Danny Butterman.
 

DeletedUser13682

The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie.
"What are you thinking?" asked Danny Butterman, who was really Butters
 

DeletedUser

The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie.
"What are you thinking?" asked Danny Butterman, who was really Butters incognito.
He desperately wanted
 

DeletedUser14280

The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie.
"What are you thinking?" asked Danny Butterman, who was really Butters incognito.
He desperately wanted the monochrome Oompa-Loompas
 

DeletedUser13682

The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie.
"What are you thinking?" asked Danny Butterman, who was really Butters incognito.
He desperately wanted the monochrome Oompa-Loompas from a scary movie
 

DeletedUser

The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie.
"What are you thinking?" asked Danny Butterman, who was really Butters incognito.
He desperately wanted the monochrome Oompa-Loompas from a scary movie called Harry Potter and
 

DeletedUser13682

The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie.
"What are you thinking?" asked Danny Butterman, who was really Butters incognito.
He desperately wanted the monochrome Oompa-Loompas from a scary movie called Harry Potter and they had a big
 

DeletedUser22685

The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie.
"What are you thinking?" asked Danny Butterman, who was really Butters incognito.
He desperately wanted the monochrome Oompa-Loompas from a scary movie called Harry Potter and they had a big round boil on their
 

DeletedUser

The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie.
"What are you thinking?" asked Danny Butterman, who was really Butters incognito.
He desperately wanted the monochrome Oompa-Loompas from a scary movie called Harry Potter and they had a big round boil on their noses. He sat down
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DeletedUser22685

The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie.
"What are you thinking?" asked Danny Butterman, who was really Butters incognito.
He desperately wanted the monochrome Oompa-Loompas from a scary movie called Harry Potter and they had a big round boil on their noses. He sat down on his head while
 

DeletedUser

The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie.
"What are you thinking?" asked Danny Butterman, who was really Butters incognito.
He desperately wanted the monochrome Oompa-Loompas from a scary movie called Harry Potter and they had a big round boil on their noses. He sat down on his head while eat a large hairy
 

DeletedUser22685

The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie.
"What are you thinking?" asked Danny Butterman, who was really Butters incognito.
He desperately wanted the monochrome Oompa-Loompas from a scary movie called Harry Potter and they had a big round boil on their noses. He sat down on his head while eating a large hairy arctic fox.
"Meow," said
 

DeletedUser

The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie.
"What are you thinking?" asked Danny Butterman, who was really Butters incognito.
He desperately wanted the monochrome Oompa-Loompas from a scary movie called Harry Potter and they had a big round boil on their noses. He sat down on his head while eating a large hairy arctic fox.
"Meow," said the foxy fox. He
 

DeletedUser22685

The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie.
"What are you thinking?" asked Danny Butterman, who was really Butters incognito.
He desperately wanted the monochrome Oompa-Loompas from a scary movie called Harry Potter and they had a big round boil on their noses. He sat down on his head while eating a large hairy arctic fox.
"Meow," said the foxy fox. He proceeded to perform a
 

DeletedUser

The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie.
"What are you thinking?" asked Danny Butterman, who was really Butters incognito.
He desperately wanted the monochrome Oompa-Loompas from a scary movie called Harry Potter and they had a big round boil on their noses. He sat down on his head while eating a large hairy arctic fox.
"Meow," said the foxy fox. He proceeded to perform a creative magic trick. Whoosh
 

DeletedUser22685

The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie.
"What are you thinking?" asked Danny Butterman, who was really Butters incognito.
He desperately wanted the monochrome Oompa-Loompas from a scary movie called Harry Potter and they had a big round boil on their noses. He sat down on his head while eating a large hairy arctic fox.
"Meow," said the foxy fox. He proceeded to perform a creative magic trick.
"Whoosh!" went his magical UHF
 

DeletedUser

The truck smashed into a large Twinkie factory and the Twinkies spilled into an empty ice-cream container that also contained a huge gunk of monochrome Oompa-Loompas.
"Holy mother of god, can you please tell me that I can eat at least some of the ice-cream please?" asked the rotund mayor.
The mayor then farted a record breaker of almost a full two liters of diet water-
"Seriously, what the heck?" said the alien who had come out of the UFO next door, bearing with him bear pie.
"What are you thinking?" asked Danny Butterman, who was really Butters incognito.
He desperately wanted the monochrome Oompa-Loompas from a scary movie called Harry Potter and they had a big round boil on their noses. He sat down on his head while eating a large hairy arctic fox.
"Meow," said the foxy fox. He proceeded to perform a creative magic trick.
"Whoosh!" went his magical UHF, while it banged into
 
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