Kiss or Shoot

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DeletedUser

Zeme? Who's zeme?

Meh, I'll just sit back in my chair and watch y'all kill each other.
 

DeletedUser31931

Tiger, you're a burning shelf, you can't really sit back in your chair

As for tug, I have no idea what he's been smoking to come up with some of the stuff he does.
 

DeletedUser31931

Yeah that might make sense, you're still a burning shelf though, nothing I can do about that.
 

DeletedUser31931

Well I had this bucket of water but it's empty now because I used it on myself. Oh wait, we're standing on a cliff next to the sea. *pushes tiger off the cliff* Don't worry! You're a shelf, you should float! So long as you don't hit those rocks you'll be *tiger hits the rocks and smashes into pieces* oops. SORRY! ARE YOU DEAD?!
 

DeletedUser

Oh well. Hey! Cool! I've been reincarnated as the cliff!
ZEMMY! Can ya hear me? HELLO! ITS ME! THE THING YOU'RE STANDING ON!
Owww, actually, could you move your feet a bit? That's kinda painful.
 

DeletedUser31931

*Shuffles to the left a bit*. Tiger, you do realise that this is the cliff the navy practice firing at? Today is their day off, but tomorrow, all hell is gonna break loose. As well as parts of your body. However, I'll stay a while.
 

DeletedUser31931

Oh what, that mess down there? Flame-thrower team, move in! (now that you're a cliff you can't catch fire so it's fine.)
 
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