fake injurys

DeletedUser

You get lost in the tobacco fields for the night. Eventually you see a bright green light in the sky and a wierd saucer shape in hovering above the field. As you get close to the light everything suddenly turns green.

You lose 367 health points.

And another:

You get drunk at the town bar. You wake up confused in a town you've never seen before two counties down from where you were.

You lose 598 health points, but find a broken whiskey bottle.
 

DeletedUser

You try to dance like Lady Gaga (the actual singer) and snap your spine in 5 places. You lose 1528 health points.

Any resemblace with actual people from this forum is purely coincidental. :D
 
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DeletedUser

You drink too much milk, your blood turns pure white. You lose 1 health points.

Your healthpoints have dropped to zero, you wake sleeping...:D
 

DeletedUser14280

You read the RPs that Celxius is writing. You lose 2 health points when your eyeball does a funny little spasm.
 

DeletedUser

you think about senokai's post for too long. you never sleep again.
 

DeletedUser

a piece of dust goes up your nose. you go crazy and walk into a room full of explosives. you sit on one thinking it is a chair and blow up. you lose all but 1 health point. then since you are really stupid you get into a fight and pass out. later you wake up in another room full of explosives you blow up again and die.
 

DeletedUser14280

Your opponent brings a lightsaber to a gunfight.
You lose 47 health points.
 

DeletedUser14280

You bring a nuclear weapon to a gunfight...


...But it fails to detonate. You lose 35 health points.
 

DeletedUser

you hack into the north korean defense computer and launch some nukes. you start WWIII and you die.
 

DeletedUser8950

Whilst hunting for bears, you venture into the campfire section, where three people are animatedly telling stories.

You lose over 9000 health points as your brain struggles to comprehend how this passes as adequate reading.:eek:hmy:
 

DeletedUser

Hunting Grizzly bears: You insult a bald pastor. You end up getting mauled by two she bears and getting ripped into various pieces.

If you have read the old testament you will get it :razz:
 

DeletedUser

David Schofield said:
Mine:

I trip over a root and hit your head. You lose 2 health points.
*That one actually happened. I sued, and got 3000 dollars out of the deal ;) *
*The lawyer cost 2999 though...***
<SNIP>
Click to expand...

I have to ask.. did you really trip like this and sue?
 

Deleted User - 819397

Darknoon5 said:
Whilst hunting for bears, you venture into the campfire section, where three people are animatedly telling stories.

You lose over 9000 health points as your brain struggles to comprehend how this passes as adequate reading.:eek:hmy:
Click to expand...

:dry: ...thanks...

You wander into the saloon only to see that all the people you have ever dueled and won against are there, all armed to the teeth. You lose however many health points they want you to. (all of them times 12)
 

DeletedUser24160

You Start Walking wondering how too get a free ride to New york
A tanker sees you as a enemy tanker
(_Because theres one behind you_)
You Go to the new york hospital
you lose 7238 health points
but gain 7239 health points out of joy that you reached new york,But
you lose 7240 health points because the
bill was 7241$

^_^
 

DeletedUser

you attempt to insult the great campfire stories section, but get beaten away with sticks.
you lose 1000 health points and lose 1,000,000 rep points. you also gain a ban from the campfire. :)
 

DeletedUser24160

You walk on a road thinking how to go home quick
Suddenly a homer from a baseball stadium hity you on your head
You fall down unconscious
You Hope that the bill will be less unlike last time
But Sadly..
A Chinese monk saw you
The Only Hospital he knew was a herbal treatment centre in China!
You Lost 100 health points!
You Lost 101 health points because you came far out there
But you gain 102 health points because the treatment was free
Again you lose 103 health points because the
nearest airport was 104 km away
which cost you 105$
And as soon as you reach the airport
you lose 106 health points
Because the fare of the
airplane was 107$

Someone Commented on me And I got 8 reputation points
I want to know who the guy was
Please
Ill comment a good comment on him
 

DeletedUser

Infracted for spamming the forum....

I lose ALL my reputation points :(

Not quite fake.
 
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