fake injurys

fossil1999

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howdy everyone!

here you post fake injurys.

heres mine:
A werewolf bites you. You lose 2000 health points.:ph34r:

(sorry if its in the worng place)
 

DeletedUser

fossil1999 said:
howdy everyone!

here you post fake injurys.

heres mine:
A werewolf bites you. You lose 2000 health points.:ph34r:

(sorry if its in the worng place)
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It could be in the saloon as its ingame I think

You eat a wet cookie. You lose 8246 health points.
 

DeletedUser

Mine:

I trip over a root and hit your head. You lose 2 health points.
*That one actually happened. I sued, and got 3000 dollars out of the deal ;) *
*The lawyer cost 2999 though...***

You contract Gonorrhea. You lose 390 health points.
 

DeletedUser

You spontaneously combust. -10000000000000000000000000000000 points
 

DeletedUser

you post an off-topic post in the saloon. lose 4 health points
 

One Armed Ninja

Well-Known Member
You eat one of Hellstromm's cookies.

Your health points have dropped to 0. When you wake up you find yourself somewhere strange. Somehow all your money has been taken, and your bank robbed. You have no energy, you cannot move your leaden limbs, and wait for the inevitable as an evil laugh comes from outside of your sub-concious. Opening your eyes you find that you are covered in blood whilst you also have been bound and gagged.
 
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DeletedUser

You swallow an entire keg of dynamite. You lose 2 health points.
 

DeletedUser14280

Your tail gets caught in a mousetrap. You lose 12 health points.
 

DeletedUser

you walk into a pit trap full of spikes and one penetrates your heart.
YOU DIE:blink:
 

DeletedUser

You fasten your trouser zip too hastily, catching your prized possesion.

You lose 40 health points, a pint of blood and all self respect.
 

DeletedUser

You break your back on a mountain. That mountain is later named after your tragedy, and a century later a film based on the mountain about gay cowboys, forever changing the legacy of your mountain to rainbows and unicorns. You lose 2 health points.
 

DeletedUser

You go check one of your beaver traps with your tongue. The trap closes in your head. You lose 2 health points.

Muddy L said:
You fasten your trouser zip too hastily, catching your prized possesion.

You lose 40 health points, a pint of blood and all self respect.
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lol
 

DeletedUser21656

Your opponent pull down your pants during the duel.
- 1 Appearance :razz:
 

DeletedUser

While in the duel your revolver jams, then you look straight at its barrel and try to shoot again. It works! You succesfully dodge the bullet but your opponent shots you in the head while you're distracted admiring your reflex skills.
 

DeletedUser14280

You play Resident Evil 4 but keep getting Ashley killed at the castle.
The frustration causes your blood pressure to rise too high. You lose 3 health points.
 
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