fake injurys

[DeletedUser]

You die. You die.

 

[DeletedUser]

somebody makes a voodoo doll of you and makes you (using the voodoo) walk into a vat of corrosive acid.you dissolve.

 

[DeletedUser]

You get lucky with the farmer's daughter, he finds out, and fills you with buckshot.

 

[DeletedUser]

You are Chuck Norris. You don't get injured.

 

[DeletedUser]

i didn't say i died

 

[DeletedUser14280]

i didn't say i died

I would think it would be rather difficult to tell someone that you were dead.

 

[DeletedUser]

well, i could insinuate that im dead when i cease breathing and stop having a pulse

 

[DeletedUser14280]

well, i could insinuate that im dead when i cease breathing and stop having a pulse

I see. So you suggest that you're dead through body language. Ingenious!

 

[DeletedUser]

You realize that you and everyone else has no pants on. You lose 567 dignity points.

 

[DeletedUser]

you see a man crap hisself, you laugh to death

 

[DeletedUser]

you respond to a Reputation message, to lose 5 rep points

 

[DeletedUser]

you stub you toe, you lose 231 health points

 

[DeletedUser]

You see Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg naked. You lose 5000 hitpoints.

 

[DeletedUser]

You disrespect a pimp, you get *****-slapped.

 

[DeletedUser]

You see Megan Fox. You get some firewood.

 

[DeletedUser]

You see Megan Fox, you start air humping until you have bumped your way into the street and get hit by oncoming traffic at 2 mph, you lose 8,432 Health Points

 

[DeletedUser20104]

you get ambushed by the salvage tribes and are eaten raw.
you lose 1 health point

 

[DeletedUser11019]

you join the west forum.
force fed rubbish,
attacked by an angry mod of banner wielding ninja's
and are scientificly declared an alien and subjected to having a full tv broadcast live lobotomy all in the name of human rights.

you lose a shoe

 

[One Armed Ninja]

I still think my first one is the best

 

[DeletedUser]

The Wets forum sounds nice...

You lose fluid.