fake injurys

DeletedUser

you try to laugh at that age-old joke that still isn't funny.

no. just no.
 

DeletedUser11019

before you wake up you get hit by some nasty thing, go go right back to sleep
this happens over time, and when you actually wake up, and manage to read your mail
you find that you have been knocked out for some of the most ludicrous things...
and you decide to hand in a nice detailed report about it,,with times dates, and even people who did it,,signed and copied.
tada.
the sheriff see's your complaints and spit on the ground breaking about 3 human violation in one foul sweep, then states something breaking about another 6 more legal basic human violation and even criminal..

your shocked,,and jot down the info again...in a nice pile
you then bring you complaint to the local saloon girl who is obviously a loon, you try make out what she is on about,,and realize she is mad.

you post this too,,after a long wait and a good day of observing a really really wild west you decide to go home and await another cowardly.."timed" attack stab in the back,,but this time for something 8 months old.

you gain one hammer.
 
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