Dear Hellstromm

[DeletedUser]

Dear Hellstromm,

Why is Celxius such a fail?

Sincerely,
JR

 

[DeletedUser]

Dear Hellstromm

Why did John Rose wonder if Celxius is fail?

 

[DeletedUser]

Dear Hellstromm

Why can't I win lotto?

 

[DeletedUser]

Dear Hellstromm,

If, at any time, you feel that this thread has served its purpose and may be shut down, you will let me know, right?

Betsy,
Boss of Off-Topic.

 

[DeletedUser]

Dear Hellstromm,

Why does nobody realize how amazing and correct I am all the time?

TF,
Future PotUS

 

[DeletedUser]

Dear Hellstromm,
Are you going to fix that link?

Dear Celxius,

There you go, yet again in need of a fix.

Dear Hellstromm,
Why are you so hateful?

Dear Diggo11,

Hate is a relative term, which is why I also hate my relatives.

Dear Hellstromm,
Why is it so hot down here in your basement, i'm starting to burn up, can't you bring a fan down here?

Dear thealex90,

Although I have plenty of fans, I doubt they would provide you the relief you're looking for.

Dear Hellstormm,

Why do I only let one person bite me, and nobody else?

Dear johannmaximus,

Just because you refer to your dog as, "girlfriend" doesn't make it a person.

Dear Hellstromm,

Are you saying that chocolate tastes like chicken?

Dear Onyx,

What are you, nuts?!?

Dear Hellstromm

Am I awake or am I dreaming?

Dear Neo-quick,

Omg, what a stupid question!

dear hellstromm,
what is the square root of a piece of pie?

Dear gizmo501,

Well obviously it's a piece of pie made out of square roots.

Dear Hellstromm

I've urinated in the tea cup, but no luck with the, erm, second bit of advice. What should I do now?

Dear Darknoon5,

Wet cookies go well with urine tea.

Dear Hellstromm
I just found this awesome skull in your basement, I'm getting use to the heat, but my bed just cought on fire and I think this computer is bout to crash.

Dear thealex90,

I wasn't aware I was boinking your mother, but thanks for letting me know. And no, I'm not going to be hosing you down.

Dear Hellstromm,

How can I get this popular guy to get me pregnant?

Dear l8dygaga,

Do what you normally do, spread and sell tickets.

Dear Hellstromm,

Why is Celxius such a fail?

Dear John Rose,

Celxius desperately tries to emulate you, and succeeds instead in demonstrating the vacuous state of his most fragile of egos. Pity him, then point and laugh.

Dear Hellstromm

Why did John Rose wonder if Celxius is fail?

Dear Cowdy,

I get the distinct impression you have a crush on John.

Dear Hellstromm

Why can't I win lotto?

Dear upanator,

Might help if you actually purchase a ticket instead of scanning your nipples ftw.

Dear Hellstromm,

Why does nobody realize how amazing and correct I am all the time?

Dear Thomas Franklin,

Because you're not? *smirk*

Dear Hellstromm,

If, at any time, you feel that this thread has served its purpose and may be shut down, you will let me know, right?

Dear Betsy,

I will endeavor to humiliate these plebeians a bit longer, but yes, it is getting close to cutting this thread and giving rise to more entertaining threads.

 

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Dear John Rose,

Celxius desperately tries to emulate you, and succeeds instead in demonstrating the vacuous state of his most fragile of egos. Pity him, then point and laugh.

Hey now, that's rather inaccurate.
The only thing I'd want to emulate about John is his reputation bars, and Elmyr's got more than him.

 

[DeletedUser]

Dear Celxius, spam elsewhere.

Betsy, as there are now four of these "dear" threads going on, please lock this one. The fun of it remains only as long as the idea is not flooding off-topic, plus I need to get busy with the community newspaper.

Thanks all for participating, we'll do something like this again some other time.